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Song Parodies -> "Baby Got Fat"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Got Back"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sir Mix-A-Lot

Parody Song Title:

"Baby Got Fat"

Parody Written by:

George Ariza & Kaleb Trujillo

The Lyrics

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her waist.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those fat guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those fat guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total sumo girl, 'Kay?
I mean, her waist, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so bumpy, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... fat!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
She got real fat and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
and when she walks in with an tremendous waste
And a fat thing in your face
You get flung, you say that?s enough
'Cause you notice that fat was puffed
Deep in the shirt she's wearing
I'm sick and I can't stop glaring
Oh baby, I wanna docta wit'cha
And rip your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that waist you got makes you so corny
Ooh, Lump-o'-thick-skin
You say you wanna get some Beanz?
Well, don?t ever choose me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
don?t want see you dancin'
you like a heifer prancin?
She's dead, wred,
Colon goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of food menus
Sayin' health food is for you
Take the average fat man and ask him that
Food gotta pack much sack
So, fatmen! (Yeah!) Fatmen! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the fat? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that dirty fat!
Baby got fat!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got fat!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I lhate 'em round, and fat
And when I'm throwin' a bat
You just can't help yourself, Your actin' like an animal
Now here's your sandal
You wanna get me home
And eat, double-up, eat, eat
I ain't talkin' bout no diets
'Cause silicone food are made for riots
I hate 'em real thick and juicy
So find that fat double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Hatin' on that nasty piece of bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these fat girls walkin' like joes
You can have them fat girls
I'll keep my women like J Lo
A word to the fat soul sistas, I don?t wanna get with ya
I will cuss, but won?t hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *duck*
Til the break of dawn
Fatty ain?t got it goin' on
A lot of sims won't like this song
'Cause them skunks like to eat it and leave it
And I'd rather never come
'Cause food long, and It?s strong
And It sure to get the poopie on
So, fatties! {Yeah!} Fatties! {Yeah}
If you wanna smash my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Suck it in!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got Fat!

Baby got fat!
Yeah, fatty ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 66 size waist.? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Cuz you've got fat, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please do lose that fat
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the fat ain't go
So they toss it and eat it
And pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I is down with that!
'Cause your waste is fat and your curves are chicken
And I'm not thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the waist is round,
And you want a triple size Weight down,
Dial 1-800-LAFITNESS
And kick them fatty thoughts
Baby got fat!

(Little in the back but she got much fat) [4x]

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MrMacphisto - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
That was heavy, y'all
Jacob - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This song is the best parody I ever heard and its funniest is haiarious
Teh Me - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment
From the L to the O to the L. Great work.
h to the eather & a to the shley - October 22, 2005 - Report this comment
so that was pretty much awesome!!!!!! that was like the one of the best parodies ive ever read. iit was sick dawg, how did ya ever come up with that, it was perfect! party hard man

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