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Song Parodies -> "I Like Big Afro's"

Original Song Title:

"I Like Big Buts"

Original Performer:

Sir Mix A Lot

Parody Song Title:

"I Like Big Afro's"

Parody Written by:

super-bitch (to the rescue!)

The Lyrics

I made this up when i was walking home fom school lol and i cant really get it out of my head so here we go....
I like big afro's and I cannot lie
You other hairdressers can't deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty face
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
cuz that afro is so big
Look at the hair she's wearin'
Your hooked and You can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get witcha hair
And you betta be aware
My home boys tried ta warn me
But that afro you got
Makes me so horny
Ooh, rump of nice hair
when you put it in my face
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average hair do

I've seen her brushin'
and im still crushin'
Its hot, big, got my heart pumpin'

I'm tired of hair magazines
Saying flat hair is the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much hair

So hairdressers(yeah) hairdressers(yeah)
Has your model got the hair (hell yeah)
Tell em shake it, (shake it), shake it,(shake it), shake that healthy hair

Baby got hair
(LA face with the big hair do')
Baby got back
(LA face with the big hair do')

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a show
I just can't help myself
the afro's unresistable
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And OH, double up OH OH
I aint talking about hair magazines
Cuz wigs and hair parts are made for boys
I want em real thick and Healthy
So find that sexy double
hairalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that hairy bubble
So I'm lookin' at hair videos
Knock kneed afros walkin on hoes
You can have them hoes
I'll keep my women like an afro
A word to the afro styled soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cut or muck (with your hair)
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
with that afro that never goes wrong
Cuz them flats all have splits
But I'd rather stay and play
with them corkskrew curls im not talking shit
And I'm down to get the hair serum on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
With your afro do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
shake it round
and show of that pout
Baby got hair

Baby got hair

Yeah baby
When it comes to Afros
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
1-0.5-1, ha ha
Only if she's not prettee"

So your girlfriend rolls a wanda
Playin hair workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a afro so lets go go laugh ha
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got big hair hun
You can use straightening products or anti-frizz, but please don't lose that afro
Some brothers wanna play with the hair
And tell you that the hair ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your hair is so big i dont care if u look like a pig
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the straight hair in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
coz she uses John freda
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had a game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if your hair is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-ILIKEBIGHAIRALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got hair

I just want her for the afro x 4

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