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Song Parodies -> "Ugly Got Fat"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Got Back"

Original Performer:

Sir Mix-a-Lot

Parody Song Title:

"Ugly Got Fat"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I can't stand fat ass and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
when a hog walks in with a rhino waist
and a round thing in your face you get SICK
don't wanna pull up tight
when you notice her mouth looks STUFFED.

Deep in the jeans she's wearin,
I'm pukin and I can't stop starin
Oh, Baby, Jenny Craig come getcha,
take your fat-ass picture.
My home boys try to warn me
'bout your appetite that's (roar-roar-ROARING)!

Oooh, rumpled fat skin,
ya say want cheese curds AGAIN?
Well binge then, binge then
Won't make a difference.

I've seen the ground break
when they cause an earthquake,
thighs wet, with sweat,
weighin' in like a jumbo jet.
I'm tired of that social SIN
people wanna call her THIN
ask the average black man as she walks past
she got a hog flesh ass, so
FELLAS (yeah?) fellas! (yeah?)
wanna ride that greasy ass? (hell no)
Don't shake it, don't shake it,
better hide that mountain butt
Ugly got Fat.

'Dat ass is round and BIG
and when she's scarfin those chips she just can't help
herself, she's chewin like rhinocerous,
just makes me nauseus!
She wants to take em home, and
(mmmm) double dip (mmmm....mmmmmmmm)
Starts talkin about medium rare
more meat to feed her derriere
She likes em real thick and juicy,
bacon patty melting
I can hear her belching
Beggin for a second helping.

Told her bout weight loss videos
spandex fatsos walkin like hos
You can keep them fatsoes
Lard-ass is satisfied with Cheetos
A word to tha' thousand-pounded,
leaves me damn dumbfounded;
but ya gotta be straight when ya say ya wanna
SNACK till the break of dawn
thunder thighs goin on
gettin bigger as i sing this song.
Them punks like to laugh wit it
but I'd rather just make fun,
overblowin, still growin, bound to get the Richter
scale goin'
so ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah?) ever wanna get
squashed by Free Willy?
better turn around, start to run, cuz she just downed
a pot of chili
Ugly got FAT

Yeah baby, when it comes to weight, these ladies ain't
got NOTHIN to do with my selection
89, 115, 96? HA HA, only if you're a TRUCK

SO you're loadin up on Oscar Meyer Weinas
topped with a few hundred sardine-as
That's the biggest damn ass i think i've ever seen-a
My anaconda don't want whales that break weight

You can do side bends or sit-ups
please lose that cellulite;
so fat fetishists wanna play some hard ball
and tell ya that the butt can't go;
get a lipo, drink a slim-fast
Lose the dimply ass

SO the universe says your fat,
well, you really ARE
your waist is grotesque and the clock is tickin'
don't head to the kitchen.
Are ya sick of buyin' two airline seats?
Well then get thin, Ms. EAT.
Fat sistah's last on my list-a
Bucket of chicken didn't miss her
And if knuckleheads wanna DIS
put all the fatties on ya' list
Ever since she's gotten fatter
few more pounds ain't gonna matter.

So fatty if ya get the blues
of not bein able to see your shoes
then dial 1-800-Richard Simmons
and rid that cellulite.

Ugly got FAT

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