-> "Nothing Is Worse Than These"
Original Song Title:
"Nothing Compares 2 U"
Parody Song Title:
"Nothing Is Worse Than These"
There's been several songs that make me cringe
I wish they'd take them off the air
Played on every night and every day
I wish they'd ban them all
Since they're here I've been ripping out my hair
I've been smashing up all of my rooms
The teletubbies made a single and got to number one
And nothing I said nothing can take away Britney Spears
'Cause nothing is worse
Nothing is worse than these
Bob The Builder and Eiffel 65
Even Geri Haliwell
No-one can stop these awful songs from playing
Tell us, Virgin, what did we do wrong?
I can smash up every single bad CD
Mr Oizo and 911
I asked Sony Music and guess what they told me
Guess what they told me
They said "boy it's all a matter of taste in music but you have none"
But it's a con
'Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to crap
(Very long drawn out musical interlude)
All these got number one here mama
In the UK
Way back in 99
I know that listening to them baby is sometimes hard
But please just grit your teeth and try
'Cause it can't get worse
Can't get much worse than this
No music's worse
No music's worse than this
I hate these songs
I hate these songs, do you?
(Fake tear rolls down cheek)
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