Song Parodies -> Mrs. Robinson (Truly The Weakest Link)
| Original Song Title: | "Mrs. Robinson" |
| Original Performer: | Simon & Garfunkel |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mrs. Robinson (Truly The Weakest Link)" |
| Parody Written by: | Cait Sith |
And here's to you, Mrs.Robinson
We all hate you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
We beg you please, Mrs. Robinson
No more crappy game shows for today
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
We'd like to offer you retirement, you know it's wise
It's time to hang your insults, vote off yourself
Look around you, all you see are frustrated eyes
Take the walk of shame to the old people's home
And here's to you, Mrs.Robinson
We all hate you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
We beg you please, Mrs. Robinson
No more crappy game shows for today
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
The Weakest Link is just a show where no-one wants to go
Put away your whip and pack your suitcase
Children's TV specials, you just didn't really care
But most of all, your face looks real cold and stiff
Don't look at you, Mrs.Robinson
We all hate you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
We beg you please, Mrs. Robinson
No more crappy game shows for today
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Sitting on the sofa on a weekday afternoon
Relieved your show don't start 'til eight
Shout abuse, but it's no use
You killed daytime TV
Sadly you're far too old to abuse
What took so long, guys at BBC
Now everyone is tuning in to say: "Yay, yay, yay!"
Thank God she's gone, the dreaded Robinson
Don't let the door hit you on your way
Hip-hip-hooray
Hey, hey, hey
We all hate you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
We beg you please, Mrs. Robinson
No more crappy game shows for today
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
We'd like to offer you retirement, you know it's wise
It's time to hang your insults, vote off yourself
Look around you, all you see are frustrated eyes
Take the walk of shame to the old people's home
And here's to you, Mrs.Robinson
We all hate you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
We beg you please, Mrs. Robinson
No more crappy game shows for today
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
The Weakest Link is just a show where no-one wants to go
Put away your whip and pack your suitcase
Children's TV specials, you just didn't really care
But most of all, your face looks real cold and stiff
Don't look at you, Mrs.Robinson
We all hate you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
We beg you please, Mrs. Robinson
No more crappy game shows for today
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Sitting on the sofa on a weekday afternoon
Relieved your show don't start 'til eight
Shout abuse, but it's no use
You killed daytime TV
Sadly you're far too old to abuse
What took so long, guys at BBC
Now everyone is tuning in to say: "Yay, yay, yay!"
Thank God she's gone, the dreaded Robinson
Don't let the door hit you on your way
Hip-hip-hooray
Hey, hey, hey
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This was pretty good, Cait. A word of advice; when "roasting" celebrities, it's always funnier to make them look stupid rather than out-and-out attack them. "Take the walk of shame to the old people's home" is the best line in the parody for this very reason. 545
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