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Song Parodies -> "Mrs. Robinson (Truly The Weakest Link)"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Robinson"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Mrs. Robinson (Truly The Weakest Link)"

Parody Written by:

Cait Sith

The Lyrics

And here's to you, Mrs.Robinson
We all hate you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
We beg you please, Mrs. Robinson
No more crappy game shows for today
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

We'd like to offer you retirement, you know it's wise
It's time to hang your insults, vote off yourself
Look around you, all you see are frustrated eyes
Take the walk of shame to the old people's home

And here's to you, Mrs.Robinson
We all hate you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
We beg you please, Mrs. Robinson
No more crappy game shows for today
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

The Weakest Link is just a show where no-one wants to go
Put away your whip and pack your suitcase
Children's TV specials, you just didn't really care
But most of all, your face looks real cold and stiff

Don't look at you, Mrs.Robinson
We all hate you more than you will know
Woah, woah, woah
We beg you please, Mrs. Robinson
No more crappy game shows for today
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

Sitting on the sofa on a weekday afternoon
Relieved your show don't start 'til eight
Shout abuse, but it's no use
You killed daytime TV
Sadly you're far too old to abuse

What took so long, guys at BBC
Now everyone is tuning in to say: "Yay, yay, yay!"
Thank God she's gone, the dreaded Robinson
Don't let the door hit you on your way
Hip-hip-hooray
Hey, hey, hey

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Kristof Robertson - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
This was pretty good, Cait. A word of advice; when "roasting" celebrities, it's always funnier to make them look stupid rather than out-and-out attack them. "Take the walk of shame to the old people's home" is the best line in the parody for this very reason. 545
Alpha Skua - July 14, 2018 - Report this comment
HERE'S TO YOU MRS ROBINSON STUCK ABOARD THE JUPITER 2,Ds SMITH BACK IN DELICATE WILL AND PENNY ITS BREAKFAST TIME,JUDY HELPING OUT MAJOR WEST PILOTING THE SHIP,MR ROBINSON A SPACE WALK AFTER LUNCH

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