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Song Parodies -> "Choo-Choo-Choose Me"

Original Song Title:

"Abuse Me"

Original Performer:

Silverchair

Parody Song Title:

"Choo-Choo-Choose Me"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

An early Valentine's Day parody about a boy who takes a sympathy card from a girl the wrong way. Yes, this was inspired by the Simpsons episode with Ralph and Lisa.
I'm a lonely reject
on Valentine's Day
I sigh and get sadder
'til I get a card from you

It says you "Choo-Choo Choose" me
you like me?

I never knew you liked me
well, I like you as well
So, I will sit by you
why do you look pale?

It said you "Choo-Choo-Choose" me
you like me!
that's cool, 'cause I like choo-choos too
Yeah, it said you "Choo-Choo-Choose" me
you like me!
today, I will walk home with you

Most girls think that I'm a dork
'cause I'm fat and I have warts
and eat glue and talk to doors
but you like me, that's for sure
that's for sure!

It said you "Choo-Choo Choose" me
you like me!
And someday, I will marry you!

Why you running away for?
Why you running away for?
Why you running away for?
Why you running away for?
Why you running away for?
Why you running away for?
Why you running away for?
Why you screaming "Help me!" for?
What's that for?





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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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AFW - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
DKOS...But, it tells a funny story...with many funny lines..gets my fives
Billy Boyd - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW. At least one person liked this. I'm not usually one to whine about a lack of votes, but I must admit I'm a bit disapointed in the lack of votes on this one. If nothing else, I thought I paced it pretty good, myself. Ah well...maybe next time.

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