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Song Parodies -> "Brush Your Teeth For God's Sake"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Mistake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Brush Your Teeth For God's Sake"

Parody Written by:

Jerry Lee Vursey

The Lyrics

Knowing the inestimable value of good oral hygiene, I have dedicated this enchanting melody to the advancement of fresh oral aura or oral aromalification ! Danang baby, thats a mouth full.
I woke up and coughed this morning
The smell of your breath was a warning
That you don't brush your teeth anymore

I cleaned up the bed we slipped in
I looked at your sock when you creept in
Its 6 foot long and insides a bone

[Chorus]
Did you know when you blow
It's the perfect blending
To the cat poop that I was just to empty
When you blow all I know is
Brush your teeth for Gods Sake

Your friends like NASCAR and pig lard
They watch you light farts and get nasty
But Im not fool to this game

Now I know your secret my lover
You gargle with frabreeze from the cupboard
Until your breath goes up in flames
[Chorus]

Well maybe nothing stays clean forever
Especially when you stick together
I don't need for this disaster
Its your gas dear wont let me breath
So Im holding my nose this a'way

Did you know, could you smell
You were the only one
Who never wore a glove
You hang all your cheese in a thong

Did you see my eyes are swollen ?
I can smell that crap you swallowed !

Brush your teeth for Gods Sake
Brush your teeth for Gods Sake
Brush your teeth for Gods Sake

For Lyrics, see : www.azlyrics.com

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