Hey! What’s got India?
My how they Babylon.
This is JR.

“All iguana dew is crack a few puns before I die,”
says the skunk whose spray is out of odor.
It’s normal, just zinc about it.
He says his name’s Richard, but how in the world
did Rich go to Rick and then Dick?
What was NASCAR’s Dick Trickle thinking?
And I wonder if he’s ever been to Italy and asked,
“Venice is the next gondola coming in?”

I’m drinking whine at Noon with a dame,
Who holds her liquor by the ears.
My hand was crushed by the Mafioso’s
On their lunch break, I was in thumb pain.
And why didn’t Sheryl Crow make this song rhyme?
She must have gotten stoned to be boulder.

They drive their Fiats and buggies,
Eat lots of macaroni just to pasta time,
Like famine is tilling soil in Boston.

All Iguana Dew is Crack Sum Puns,
My head is reelin’, urine trouble now.
All Iguana Dew is Slap Sum Butts,
Cream puff congealin’, I cannoli eat one.
All Iguana Dew is Crack Sum Nuts,
Until the jam comes up when the Almond Brothers headline the show.

I like a good deer buzz oily in the Venice sun,
Yesterday was dad’s birthday and
Mom made Himalaya cake.
The twins get along real well
Cause they started out as wombmates.
But Sis is better at Chinese,
always rices to the occasion.
And debate is what lures de fish,
Ocean the thought.

And it’s pier pressure for shore,
Sandy’s fine, shell get over it.
New wave humor, gladiator.

All Iguana Dew is Crack Sum Puns,
My head is reelin’, urine trouble now.
All Iguana Dew is Slap Sum Butts,
Cream puff congealin’, I cannoli eat one.
All Iguana Dew is Crack Sum Nuts,
Until the jam comes up when the Almond Brothers headline the show.

Heavy labor goes on,
It’s aardvark, but it pay's well.
And Sandy loves black gems,
She onyxly does.

All Iguana Dew is Crack Sum Puns,
My head is reelin’, urine trouble now.
All Iguana Dew is Slap Sum Butts,
Cream puff congealin’, I cannoli eat one.
All Iguana Dew is Crack Sum Nuts,
Until the jam comes up when the Almond Brothers headline the show.