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Song Parodies -> "Even Snakes Get Snappy"

Original Song Title:

"If It Makes You Happy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Even Snakes Get Snappy"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

Reptilian revenge...! ;)
I've grown long, not from ear to ear
I put on a spurt growth & preyed on burritos
That stank from being left in the rain
I went squeezin', through rat hole bungles
Found Cousin Mo's trifle, Aunt Lyn's stale poo
And any old man's rubbish and then
Not ok, I nearly threw up
Compromise and just give up

Even snakes get snappy
When they get real mad
Even snakes get snappy
When they're turned into a bag

I frown, a deep blue frown
I glisten in the rain, wrap around your vein
You didn't let me try that before

Right around, around your hard veins
From your feet to your head
I'll squeeze 'til your dead
We'll never hear you boast again
Ok, you won't be alone
You're not the first with broken bones

Even snakes get snappy
When they get real mad
Even snakes get snappy
When they're turned into a bag

Even snakes get snappy
When they get real mad
Even snakes get snappy
When they're turned into a bag

You can scream, no one will hear
I squeeze even more so, there goes your big toe
And everything even ya spleen
I'm ok, I sing my song
So what if right now even you've gone?

Even snakes get snappy
When they get real mad
Even snakes get snappy
When they're turned into a bag

Even snakes get snappy
When they get real mad
Even snakes get snappy
When they're turned into a bag



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Stephen aka Step-chan - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I like it, 555. =)
AFW - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
DKOS...but, reads great..very original, and imaginitive...5's
carol - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
welcome back and very cleverly done 555
Mr D - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Well I liked it! (xxx)
gimmeahug3 - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
that cheered me up no end, i love it. xxx
Larry Hensley - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, good idea
stuart mcarthur - November 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Even!! Those critters are the FIRST to get snappy, imho, or maybe second after crocodiles - great job LLLeeBee - 555
LucidLupin LeeBee - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to all for the comments and the welcome carol ;)
Lucidlupin LeeBee - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is dedicated to my daughter...she'll know why.......
Red Ant - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one LeeBee.
Her Daughter - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't even know what to say really. Though- snakes don't really snap... they... more... chomp, I suppose. ^_^ Pretty funny though... You know me, mother, I'm a 'misery guts' see you... tomorrow probably.

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