-> "The Moneyless Kind"
Original Song Title:
"The Difficult Kind"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Moneyless Kind"
Parody Written by:
Mike Simpson
The Lyrics
"The Moneyless Kind"
You think she's the bomb,
I think that you're right.
Rhyming to her words,
Keeps me up all night.
"Screw the broke screen door",
I still hear you say,
(Ah)
"Money, I ain't got.....
Broke, the door will stay".
If you could only see,
Ms. Sheryl Crow for free,
Then you'd no longer be...so confined,
The Moneyless Kind.
You scratch for change.
Tell me you ain't broke,
Tell me it's a lie.
Can anyone you know,
Let you borrow five ?
I swear I can see you,
Headin' for a dive.
There ain't nothin' like deep debt,
To remind you you're obliged.
If you could only see,
Ms. Sheryl Crow for free,
Then you'd no longer be...so confined,
The Moneyless Kind.
You scratch for change.
I crossed your debt out,
A thousand times.
You never thanked me
For a dime.
What you will pilfer,
From me tonight,
Well it almost makes me cry,
Ya it almost makes me...CRYYYYYYYY
Hooooooo Ooooooooh
(Music)
(Music)
(Pretty music)
Those wall shakin' goons,
Have pretty cool guitars.
Well the older you get,
The richer they are.
Don't you got somewhere,
That you need to be,
Instead of goin' there,
Pawnin' your jewelry ?
If you could only see,
Ms. Sheryl Crow for free,
Then you'd no longer be...so confined,
The Moneyless Kind.
But you won't see,
Ms. Crow for free.
OOOOH OOH oh oh.
If you could only see,
That Sheryl band for free,
But you'll forever be,
In my mind,
Financially blind.
But you won't see,
No..you won't see,
Ms. Crow for free,
You scratch for change,
You scratch forrrr change.
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