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Song Parodies -> "The Moneyless Kind"

Original Song Title:

"The Difficult Kind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"The Moneyless Kind"

Parody Written by:

Mike Simpson

The Lyrics

Can't seem to keep Sheryl out of my parodies. Can't seem to afford to follow her everywhere either. Dammit man !!
"The Moneyless Kind"

You think she's the bomb,
I think that you're right.
Rhyming to her words,
Keeps me up all night.

"Screw the broke screen door",
I still hear you say,
(Ah)
"Money, I ain't got.....
Broke, the door will stay".

If you could only see,
Ms. Sheryl Crow for free,
Then you'd no longer be...so confined,
The Moneyless Kind.

You scratch for change.

Tell me you ain't broke,
Tell me it's a lie.
Can anyone you know,
Let you borrow five ?

I swear I can see you,
Headin' for a dive.
There ain't nothin' like deep debt,
To remind you you're obliged.

If you could only see,
Ms. Sheryl Crow for free,
Then you'd no longer be...so confined,
The Moneyless Kind.

You scratch for change.

I crossed your debt out,
A thousand times.
You never thanked me
For a dime.

What you will pilfer,
From me tonight,
Well it almost makes me cry,
Ya it almost makes me...CRYYYYYYYY
Hooooooo Ooooooooh

(Music)
(Music)
(Pretty music)

Those wall shakin' goons,
Have pretty cool guitars.
Well the older you get,
The richer they are.

Don't you got somewhere,
That you need to be,
Instead of goin' there,
Pawnin' your jewelry ?

If you could only see,
Ms. Sheryl Crow for free,
Then you'd no longer be...so confined,
The Moneyless Kind.

But you won't see,
Ms. Crow for free.
OOOOH OOH oh oh.

If you could only see,
That Sheryl band for free,
But you'll forever be,
In my mind,
Financially blind.

But you won't see,
No..you won't see,
Ms. Crow for free,
You scratch for change,
You scratch forrrr change.
copyright 2003 Michael J Simpson

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

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C Beebz (a Sheryl fan) - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
The Difficult Kind is my favourite song so I was a bit annoyed when I saw someone had parodied (is that a word?) it, but this is great!! it's funny, people can relate to it, and it makes sense! I couldn't give it 5/5 because I say that ther's always room for improvement, but actually, now I think about it, I don't see how it could be improved. Thanks for sharing.
Mike (The author) - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey!! Crazy Beebz!!! It's you!!!! But,......ya..........you knew that. Thanks for your comments. Glad you like it.
C Beebz - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Nope, actually, today I am Confused Beebz. Um, I'm confused on why I marked this 3 for pacing, it sounds right to me. Maybe I was having a bad day, you should have had your 5-5-5. Sorry...

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