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I woke up this mornin'
Now I understand
What it means to be obsessed
I'm Sheryl's fan
Afraid of seein' nothin'
As I surf the Sheryl sites
What if nothin' comes up
And my screen just stays all white?

I'll click on "Home"
Home
Click on "Home"
Home
Click on Home

I saw her Bio there
On VH1 T.V.
Now I'm 41 and Sheryl's all I wanna see(and you?)
I made a promise
Keep it on most days
Now I'm searchin' Sheryl web sites
And clickin' "download" and "save"

And click on "Home"
Home
Click on "Home"
Home
Click on Home

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I like to see her sing with Sarah
And dance atop piano with charm
I'd like to watch the sun come up
And hear Sheryl's alarm !

Click on "Home"
ooohuhohohoh
And click on "Home"
Home
Home
Home

I'm goin' crazy
Tryin' to find a way
To keep these pics I print
From fadin' away
I woke this mornin'
To the sound of slide guitars
Left the headphones on again
And slept through the alarm
Slept through the alarm
And it aint Sheryl's alarm
And it's tearin' me apart...