-> "On My Way to see Sheryl Crow"
Original Song Title:
"Every Day is a Winding Road"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"On My Way to see Sheryl Crow"
Parody Written by:
Mike Simpson
The Lyrics
I hitched a ride with a Viet-Nam-Vet-Wheelchair-Man.
He says he's seen Sheryl Crow more than twice.
He was high on somethin' that he'd been given.
I've never seen such paranoia in a guy.
"Jump on, let's go".
"Lean back,....I'll lose control"
Everybody gets high,
Kinda gets me low,
These are the ways that I get to her show.....
ON MY WAY TO SEE SHERYL CROW!
I get a little bit closer.
ON MY WAY, NO I DON'T GET HIGH!
I'm goin' there sober,
And feelin' fine.
He's got a daughter and I meet her.
She's a bore,....will she talk all night?
I'm just wonderin' should I maybe find a phone,
Call a cab and catch another ride.
"Jump in, let's go".
"Relax,....we'll make the show".
Everybody gets high,
I just wanna blow,
These are the ways that I get to her show....
ON MY WAY TO SEE SHERYL CROW!
I get a little bit closer.
ON MY WAY, NO I DON'T GET HIGH!
I'm goin' there sober,
ON MY WAY TO SEE SHERYL CROW!
I get a little bit closer.
ON MY WAY, NO I DON'T GET HIGH!
I'm goin' there sober,
And feelin' fine.
ONE,...TWO,....DON'T PASS THAT!!!
(Live version)
(Jamming)
(Jamming)
(Much Jamming)
(Jam some more)
I been swimmin' in green tea and things fat-free.
I been sayin' "No" to coffee and nicotine.
I been wonderin' if bein' so healthy,
Is really worth,
Is really worth sobrietyyyyyy.....
(Really worth sobriety)
ON MY WAY TO SEE SHERYL CROW!
I get a little bit closer.
ON MY WAY, NO I DON'T GET HIGH!
I'm goin' there sober.
ON MY WAY TO SEE SHERYL CROW!
I get a little bit closer.
ON MY WAY, NO I DON'T GET HIGH!
I'm goin' there sober.
And feelin' fiiiine....
On my way to see Sheryl Crow...
On my way to see Sheryl Crow...
On my way to see Sheryl Crow...
On my way to see Sheryl Crow......
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