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Song Parodies -> "Is It Long Enough To Please You, M'am?"

Original Song Title:

"Strong Enough"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Is It Long Enough To Please You, M'am?"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

(Guitar Intro)

Rod is gonna swell tonight
Get so big, it will be tight
You won't need those toys from your night stand

Is this long enough to please you, M'am?
(I am)

(Brief instrumental break)

I think you'll gasp upon the sight
The bone that will bring you delight
You will not need to use your hand
'Cause it's long enough to please you, M'am

Ride on me, 'til I unload my seed
Ride on me, fulfill my needs
(my needs)

(Instrumental break)

As your passion starts to grow
I'll keep the pace real nice and slow
If this works out as I have planned
Your tightness will ignite my gland
(feels grand)

(yes, it's long enough to please me, man)
(now I know that you're not undermanned)
(Oh, it's long enough...your gland)


(Instrumental break)

And then you'll moan; "That's it - right there"
You will yell and scream and start to swear
You'll make choking sounds while more I slam
Was my dong enough to please you, M'am?
Ride on me, I will unload my seed
Ride on me, fulfilled my need

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Arwen - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Holy Cow...
Agrimorfee - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
THAT one got by the Sex Police...545
Paul Robinson - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen and Agrimorfee - Thanks. I tried to be very oblique in my references here. This was fun to write, I had just bought "The Very Best of Sheryl Crow" DVD and was watching it the other night - right after the 2nd verse the idea "came" to me.
Arwen - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I realize now that I never even voted. I was just so astounded...I don't know why...but I was. Here are your 5s, Mr. Robinson...
Adagio - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul, you tried to be 'oblique in your references'? Yeah right...:D
Paul Robinson - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen - I guess I truly did astound you here. Adagio - hah! busted me.
MrMacphisto - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
That was ****ing great... oh... nevermind I'm being redundant...
Rick D - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Coo-coo-coo-choo---How did I miss this one?555
Paul Robinson - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Macphisto & Rick D - thanks, glad you were satisfied here.
Johnny D - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh, you said "dong", heh heh heh! 555
Paul Robinson - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Busted again! Thanks!
Johnny D - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
April SOTM - heh heh heh he said dong heh heh heh
Paul Robinson - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Thanks again!
Melhi - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know, Paul... I measured it three times, to be sure and it measured 5, every time. ;D
Paul Robinson - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Melhi - Thanks!
Meriadoc - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Was that a parody in you pocket, or were you just happy to see us...? This one made me giggle non-stop...once I stopped blushing...
Paul Robinson - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Mer - Well, I'm always happy to see ya', of course, blushing or not. Hey, no reason to be embarrassed...just an old fashioned love song here...waxing po(l)etic...
Peregrin - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Muwahaha! I was LOL! "Rod" and from there it got worse (or better)! It was all swell....
Paul Robinson - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Per - Very pleased that you were very pleased...
Claude Prez - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Heavens to Betsy. Glad that sex ban is on; I don't know if I could take this without the subtlety. Funny though.
Paul Robinson - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Claude. SUB-TULL-TEE is very important these days. .
Mari D - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Jeez, how did I miss commenting on this one? Great job, Paul! Very satisfying (hee hee) parody!
neminem - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
How the bleeping bleep did this one get by the censor? I'm confuzzled.
Serafina - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I guess I missed this one too. I didn't really get it, but it was okay. 5-3-4.
Paul Robinson - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Mari D - Thanks, always aiming to please...neminem, I don't see anything dirty here...just an old-fashioned love song...Serafina, You didn't get it? Really? Hmmm...ok...I can't draw picture, I'd get in trouble...appreciate you looking in and voting.
2nz - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow... That ain't so oblique. Sounds a bit like a Zepplin song when you just read through it free-style, though.
Spaff.com - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Holy schmoly. I keep looking for the double entendre, but all I can find is the one hard big throbbing entendre. Great job, especially the title, and visualizing Sheryl Crow singing this makes the whole thing that much better. That must be some DVD you got there.
Paul Robinson - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
2nz & Spaff - Thanks! Hmmm...Sheryl Crow in the driver's seat would make this, uhhh...maybe I should just leave the remark non-specific beyond that...
Stephen aka Step-chan - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny. So dirty! I think I'll send in my Mexican seafood parody.
Paul Robinson - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Stephen aka Step-chan - Thanks! Rules were a little looser when I posted. I THINK this might make it now, but I'm not sure about that. Anyway, go ahead and send in your work, if it gets nixed you can always post it on "whatfreaks.com", this site's "black sheep" relative...
Stephen aka Step-chan - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
That's what I did, the Mexican Seafood parody is on Whatfreaks (along with some of my more recent raunchy and explicit parodies). If you were wondering why I use "Stephen aka Step-chan" as my name, its because I use my real name(Stephen Harrington) when I sumbit my parodies. Step-chan is the user-name I use on the boards. I thought of it when I found out I couldn't use my real name.
Paul Robinson - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Much-belated 'Thanks' Stephen aka Step-chan ~ ~ ~

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