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Song Parodies -> "Why Your Boobs So Saggy?"

Original Song Title:

"If It Makes You Happy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Why Your Boobs So Saggy?"

Parody Written by:

M.S.G

The Lyrics

I've been gone for more than a year
Went to a surgeon, paid for what you grow
They sank and I was cryin' again
We went searchin' through your undergarmets
Bought a bundle of push-ups, more dresses and shoes
But they just kept saggin' again

Well okay, I have to ask
You promised me that they'd stay up

How'd your boobs get saggy
Bra must be that bad
Why's the skin so flabby
You wanna know why I'm so sad

They point down, hang far down
You listen to Coldplay while dancin' in the rain
That's not where they were pointing before
I came home after a hard day
Pushed me off the bed, I think I made you mad
I'm sleeping on the couch again

Well okay, I'm so confused
What happened to your large, round globes

How'd your boobs get saggy
Bra must be that bad
Why's the skin so flabby
You wanna know why I'm so sad

How'd your boobs get saggy
Bra must be that bad
Why's the skin so flabby
You wanna know why I'm so sad

It's been more, more than a year
Put on a poncho, walked down to the drugstore
And bought some pills for my wein-

So now, we get along
So what if it looks like there is none

How'd your boobs get saggy
Bra must be that bad
Why's the skin so flabby
You wanna know why I'm so sad

How'd your boobs get saggy
Bra must be that bad
Why's the skin so flabby
You wanna know why I'm so sad

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