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Song Parodies -> "Own My Own Gun"

Original Song Title:

"Soak Up The Sun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Own My Own Gun"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

about all the "Nessercery extremities" needed to own a gun that liberals say, because they know they cant change the constitution, but they can make it so that they still put bans on our rights!
There is this Terrorist
breaks into my home, see
I see his shadow pass
pull the trigger, damn, the safety

I have no life right now
because of Trigger locks
the terrorist killed my son
because of Liberal's thoughts

I wanna own my own gun
they cannot tell everyone
to lock it up
and, they are to blame
oh, theyre rules are so lame
and now Im shot
I wanna own my own gun
I wanna own my own gun

I have the gun I want
I dont have near enough
to pay for trigger locks
'cause liberals think theyre dang'rous

everytime I load a round
I have to pull the ring around
now tell me what I have to do
to get this goddamned bullet through

I wanna own my own gun
they cannot tell everyone
to lock it up
and, they are to blame
oh, theyre rules are so lame
and now Im shot
I wanna own my own gun
I wanna own my own gun

cant get contracting springs
I could have died, you see
in the time it takes to get
that goddamned trigger key

everytime I load a round
I have to pull the ring around
now tell me what I have to do
to get this goddamned bullet through
boy, Id like to shoot them too

I wanna own my own gun
they cannot tell everyone
to lock it up
and, they are to blame
oh, theyre rules are so lame
and now Im shot

I wanna own my own gun
they cannot tell everyone
to lock it up
and, they are to blame
oh, theyre rules are so lame
and now Im shot

I wanna own my own gun
I got my 45 out
but it will not go on
I wanna own my own gun
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Michael Pacholek - February 09, 2003 - Report this comment
So this guy breaks into your home, and you got a gun, no safety, no nothing, you're just gonna blow him away like you were Ahnold or Sly or Bruce Willis. Right. By the time you even get the drawer with the gun in it open, there's a hole in your back. You won't even get the chance to miss him by a mile. That's the difference: Ahnold and Sly and Bruno get a "Take 2." Just remember: Ronald Reagan wasn't stabbed, clubbed or poisoned. He was shot. And the right wing cannot overlook this. Join a well-regulated militia, and THEN you will have the right to bear arms -- which, by the way, says NOTHING about guns specifically. "Arms" could mean anything, even a single match. As for the song itself, it's nothing to Crow about. I guess all you wanna do is have a little gun before you die.
Reptone - February 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Not to be rude, but you set the incorrect decade. The original song came out in the 2000s (namely, in 2002), not the 90S. In fact, it's up for a grammy nominatoin.
Mike Florio - February 11, 2003 - Report this comment
my bad...I origionally wanted to write one to "All I wanna do," which came out in the ninetys, and I guess I never reset the list box to the 2000s...

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