This ain't no square dance
This ain't no ho down either
This is North East

All I wanna do is tip a cow before I die
Said the hick next to me outta no where
His overalls are groovy
and he says his name is William
but I'm sure it's Billy Bob or Merv or Bubba
and he, smells like manure to me
and I wander if he's ever had a bath in his whole life
Well we are drinking Moonshine and Kick'n Chicken on Tuesday
In a bar that faces a giant mud hop
and the farm people of the world are jumping their trucks on their lunch breaks
Mess'n and slop'n best they can in overalls and boots
Drive their muddy Dodges and pickups
Back to the road company, liqour store too
And that's everything like Bubba and me

Cause all I wanna do Is shoot my gun
I got a feel'n this'll be really fun
All I wanna do is shoot my gun
Deer hunting season is definatly number one
All I wanna do is shoot my gun
Until my gun blows up and destroys my neibors yard

Well I like a good whiskey buzz early in the morning
and Bubba likes to eat the labels off this bottles of beer
He spits them on the bar and lets out an oversized bealch
Letting each one stink, just like a skunks stinker
Before letting another one out
I'm watching the bottles of booze spill on the floor
And a couple of cousins enter the bar
Dangerously close to one another
The bartenders' seen this before

But all I wanna do Is shoot my gun
I got a feel'n this'll be really fun
All I wanna do is shoot my gun
Deer hunting season is definatly number one
All I wanna do is shoot my gun
Until my gun blows up and destroys my neibors yard

Otherwise the bar is ours
The day and the night and the next day too
The rednecks the bums and the muddy and broken cars
My Aunt Bea's raccoon

But all I wanna do Is shoot my gun
I got a feel'n this'll be really fun
All I wanna do is shoot my gun
Deer hunting season is definatly number one
All I wanna do is shoot my gun
Until my gun blows up and destroys my neibors yard

Until my gun blows up and destroys my neibors yard

Until my gun blows up and destroys my neibors yard