Any gal of yours better cook the dinner
Even if you're ugly, you're still the breadwinner
And you can stay home and watch that game
And she'll say you're not to blame

Any gal of yours'll say they fit just right
When last year's jeans are just a little too tight
And anything you do or say better be okay
When your hair starts to turn gray

And if you belch and fart
Within Wal-Mart
You wanna hear her say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get us a cart

Any gal of yours better get the Coors
Better cook you a great big thick juicy steak, and give you half of hers
You need a gal who knows, how the story goes
She's gotta be a housekeepin' fine treatin'
Breathtakin' feline that purrs
Any gal of yours

Well any gal of yours better just agree
When you turn on Baywatch reruns on the TV
And when she cooks you dinner and it tastes like hell
She'd better say, ohhh, I'll call Taco Bell, yeah

And if you belch and fart
Within Wal-Mart
You wanna hear her say
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get us a cart

Any gal of yours better get the Coors
Better cook you a great big thick juicy steak, and give you half of hers
You need a gal who knows, how the story goes
She's gotta be a housekeepin' fine treatin'
Breathtakin' feline that purrs
Any gal of yours

Let me hear her say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get us a cart

Any gal of yours better get the Coors
Better cook you a great big thick juicy steak, and give you half of hers
You need a gal who knows, how the story goes
She's gotta be a housekeepin' fine treatin'
Breathtakin' feline that purrs
Any gal of yours