any fan of mine better be proud of me
even when i'm gone, they still better love me
and i can be late for a show thats fine
you better be on time

and any fan of mine will disagree if someone ever says something bad about me
and if i get old or if i get fat, they better say, oooh, i like her (or him, or them) like that

if i change my style
a billion times
i wanna hear you say hey hey hey
i like her (or him, or them) anywayyyyyy

chorus
any fan of mine
better go and buy
cds, videos and books of mine
i need a fan who knows
how my story goes
they can call all they want, but still i don't have ti............me
for any fan of mine

my fans will say it looks alright if joan rivers talks about my outfit oscar night (or grammy night or emmy night)
and anything i do or say is ok you'll be my fan anway

if i change my hair
pose in my underwear ......or less
i gotta hear u say, say say sayyyyyyy
she's ( or he's or they) perfect anyway

chorus
any fan of mine
thinks of me all the time
anything i own, you'd want to buy
all my fans know how the story goes
email if u want i just don't have ti......me
4 any fan of mine

u gotta give me space
stay out of face
or my bodyguard will
turn kick stomp
and keep beating u til u just can't take anymore
look everbody at the obsessed fan on the floor