-> "Ugh! I Feel Like A Caveman"
Original Song Title:
"Man! I Feel Like A Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ugh! I Feel Like A Caveman"
The Lyrics
Let’s swing clubs!
Grog smash!
I’m a Troglodyte
I cannot read or write
But I can draw like a pro-oh-oh!
When I get annoyed
With my club I’ll destroy
That wooly mammoth or dino-oh-oh!
Might seem aggressive
And a tad obsessive
Shopping for animal hi-i-ides
Come to my pad
It’s chiseled from granite
And my décor is stalagmi-i-ites
The one thought of all of us cavemen
Is the primal urge to start a little fire! And…
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Not like other ladies my forehead is concave
Throw rocks! No socks!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
I’m totally wild, yeah, my breath smells so vile
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
We are Cro-Magnon! Don’t live in cabins!
Covered in hair! Never used Nair!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
I scratching my fleas, yeah, I’m such a Neanderthal
Ugh! I Feel Like A Caveman!
Grunt!
I’ve got a toothache! Too many bloody steaks!
So I’ll just spit my teeth ou-ou-out!
We don’t have a lance! A spear’s our only chance!
To catch food and stuff our mout-out-ouths!
The worst thing about being a caveman
Are the GEICO ads that always seem to mock us!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
We’re not too brainy! Get wet when it’s raining!
To flirt! Show dirt!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
We’re lacking in style! With our loin cloth towels!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
I’m not a Flintsone! Don’t have a rock phone!
Don’t use my feet! Out on the streets!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Million B.C.! Yeah! Invented the wheel!
Ugh! I Feel Like A Caveman!
Oog! Ugg!
So stressed living as a caveman
Cause those dinosaurs always seem to stomp! (Stomp! Stomp!)
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Won’t say I’m dainty! A lumbering lady!
We grunt! And hunt!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
I have a child! Yeah! Raised by wolves awhile!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
I can’t do fractions! Brain is in traction!
Not like Voltaire! Just groan and glare!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Caves always freeze! Yeah! Fire makes us healed!
Ugh! I Feel Like A Caveman!
I’m totally mangy!
And so ancient!
Let’s! Let’s! Let’s go clubbing!
Oog! Ugg! Oog!
I feel like a caveman!
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