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Song Parodies -> "That Don't Impress Me Much"

Original Song Title:

"That Don't Impress Me Much"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"That Don't Impress Me Much"

Parody Written by:

Isis

The Lyrics

I've met a few guys who thought they knew the part
But you've got being magic down to an art
Your magehand's amazing, you float me up the wall
You've learnt all the spells, yeah, you know them all
(BRIDGE)
Oh oo oh you think you're epic
Oh oo oh you think you're something else
Okay so you're a mage
That don't impress me much
So you've got a wand but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, I think your fireball's alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a crowbar up his sleeve--just in case
All that acrobatic tumbling and stealth oughtta swing it
'Cause Tymora forbid you fall flat on your face
(BRIDGE)
Oh oo oh you think you're epic
Oh oo oh you think you're something great
Okay, so you're a rogue
That don't impress me much
So you've got the skills but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, I think your booty's alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine up his sword
Gotta wipe off the blood before you let me get near
I can't believe you kiss your axe good night
C'mon baby tell me--it must be a feat, right!
(BRIDGE)
Oh oo oh you think you're epic
Oh oo oh you think you're something big
Okay, so you're a fighter
That don't impress me much
So you've got some moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, I think your weapon's alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're hard but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think your grapple's alright
But that won't keep me warm in the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're a nimbic or something...
You wish
That don't impress me

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unKnownVO - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . i know the routine & this familiar scene . . .

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