Song Parodies -> Man! I Feel Up Bishounen
| Original Song Title: | "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" |
| Original Performer: | Shania Twain |
| Parody Song Title: | "Man! I Feel Up Bishounen" |
| Parody Written by: | Wiebe Haanstra |
Let's go girls c'mon
I'm going out tonight--I'm feelin' all right
Gonna let m' hands reach out
Let they make some noise---really freak some boys
Yeah, I wanna roam about
The ones I wanna see--no masculinity
Quite a feminine body line
It is for a fact aesthetically correct
A pretty boy or two will be fine
BRIDGE:
The best thing about stealing a fondle
Is the anxious yelp grabbing the family jewels
CHORUS:
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy--I'm really no lady
Men's pants--my hands
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild--yeah, rifle and defile
Oh, oh, oh, get in the feelers--flush out the squealers
Go for a pair--see what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free--yeah, to feel the way he feels
Man! I feel up bishounen!
The guys want a break--but now I'm gonna take
A good feel for the complete town
We don't need a map--we all know where to grab
You'd better keep our hands in sight
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
Oh yeah
The one thing about aiming for bishies
Is the uncertainty it might just be a girl
(CHORUS)
I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
Feelin' up bishounen!
I'm going out tonight--I'm feelin' all right
Gonna let m' hands reach out
Let they make some noise---really freak some boys
Yeah, I wanna roam about
The ones I wanna see--no masculinity
Quite a feminine body line
It is for a fact aesthetically correct
A pretty boy or two will be fine
BRIDGE:
The best thing about stealing a fondle
Is the anxious yelp grabbing the family jewels
CHORUS:
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy--I'm really no lady
Men's pants--my hands
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild--yeah, rifle and defile
Oh, oh, oh, get in the feelers--flush out the squealers
Go for a pair--see what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free--yeah, to feel the way he feels
Man! I feel up bishounen!
The guys want a break--but now I'm gonna take
A good feel for the complete town
We don't need a map--we all know where to grab
You'd better keep our hands in sight
(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)
Oh yeah
The one thing about aiming for bishies
Is the uncertainty it might just be a girl
(CHORUS)
I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
Feelin' up bishounen!
I got the idea from Lord Carnage's Cursed Fanboys! Page.
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