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Song Parodies -> "Man! I Dress Like A Woman! (the Trannie Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Man! I Feel Like A Woman!"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"Man! I Dress Like A Woman! (the Trannie Song)"

Parody Written by:

Kaitlyn Haugh

The Lyrics

i was looking over my other parodies on here and figured i was long overdue for a new parody
You go girl!!
im goin out tonight gotta tuck it in
make sure its not hanging out
I was born a boy but what really brings me joy
is when I pick outfits out

my wig is a mess as I put on my dress
then pluck my brow line
I cant find my shoes I'm feelin wicked blue
I'm never ready on timeee

the best thing about lookin like a woman
is the prerogative to have a little fun

oh oh oh im totally crazy I look like a lady
belly shirts short skirts
oh oh oh my nails I must file my hair I must style
oh oh oh want some male action? I feel the attraction
used to be hank now call me beth
oh oh oh I wanna be free yeah to dress the way I dooo
Man! I look like a woman

my nails always break my boobs are fake
I need to slim my jaw line down
take a second glance there's a bulge in my pants I scare the boys out of town

the best thing about lookin like a woman
is the prerogative to have a little fun

oh oh oh im totally crazy I look like a lady
belly shirts short skirts
oh oh oh my nails I must file my hair I must style
oh oh oh want some male action? I feel the attraction
used to be hank now call me beth
oh oh oh I wanna be free yeah to dress the way I dooo
Man! I look like a woman

( obligatory guitar solo)

the best thing about lookin like a woman
is the prerogative to have a little fun(fun fun)

oh oh oh im totally crazy I look like a lady
belly shirts short skirts
oh oh oh my nails I must file my hair I must style
oh oh oh want some male action? I feel the attraction
used to be hank now call me beth
oh oh oh I wanna be free yeah to dress the way I dooo ( the way i dooo)
Man! I look like a woman

(another keyboard/guitar solo)
(woo! woo! woo)
I look like a lady
can you feel it?(wink wink)
come come come on baby
I look like a woman!!


yeah thats about it, I used beth because it kind of sounds like a man name sort of like beatrice and beverly or for short bevvy...no offense to the girls out there with those names

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Below Average Dave - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I've not seen your name here before, but I'm still catching my breath--it's like the Drag Queen Theme Song or something-very funny. . .555

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