-> "I Want A Mess Less Hutch"
Original Song Title:
"That Don't Impress Me Much"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Want A Mess Less Hutch"
The Lyrics
I've known a few bucks who treat me like a tart
But you regard me right, well that's a start
This burrows hetereogeneous-it's getting very full
We can't all fit at all, let alone pull
Oh-oo-oh, it's like a pre-school
Oh-oo-oh, lets go someplace else
Okay-so you've a docket housing list
I want a mess less hutch
That's not in a chain and doesn't cost too much
Don't get it wrong, don't want a building site
Just somewhere to have nookie that's right out of sight
I want a mess less hutch
I knew a white rabbit who carried a fob-watch in his pocket
And ate his green leaves-all in haste
And that extra holed cell in his lair, he couldnt unlock it
What's the use if can't get in the place?
Oh-oo-oh, it's like a pre-school
Oh-oo-oh, lets go someplace else
Ok so you dug a pit
I want a mess less hutch
That's not in a chain and doesn't cost too much
Don't get it wrong, don't want a building site
Just somewhere to have sex where the kids are out of sight
I want a mess less hutch
You're one of those bucks who likes to shine his teeth clean
Digging up the carrots before the farmer gets in
Oh don't leave I'll kiss your carrot alright
C'mon Bugsy let me-yeah I'll set it alight
Oh-oo-oh, it's like a pre-school
Oh-oo-oh, lets go someplace else
Okay, so you can hop far
I want a mess less hutch
That's not in a chain and doesn't cost too much
Don't get it wrong, don't want a building site
Just somewhere to have nookie that's right out of sight
I want a mess less hutch
That's not in a chain and doesn't cost too much
Don't get it wrong, don't want a buidling site
Just somewhere to have sex where the family's out of sight
I want a mess less hutch
Okay, so what do you think you're Thumper or something...
Whatever
I want a mess less...
(owch!)
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