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Song Parodies -> "I Want A Mess Less Hutch"

Original Song Title:

"That Don't Impress Me Much"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"I Want A Mess Less Hutch"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

.....nose twitch.........
I've known a few bucks who treat me like a tart
But you regard me right, well that's a start
This burrows hetereogeneous-it's getting very full
We can't all fit at all, let alone pull
Oh-oo-oh, it's like a pre-school
Oh-oo-oh, lets go someplace else

Okay-so you've a docket housing list
I want a mess less hutch
That's not in a chain and doesn't cost too much
Don't get it wrong, don't want a building site
Just somewhere to have nookie that's right out of sight
I want a mess less hutch

I knew a white rabbit who carried a fob-watch in his pocket
And ate his green leaves-all in haste
And that extra holed cell in his lair, he couldnt unlock it
What's the use if can't get in the place?

Oh-oo-oh, it's like a pre-school
Oh-oo-oh, lets go someplace else

Ok so you dug a pit
I want a mess less hutch
That's not in a chain and doesn't cost too much
Don't get it wrong, don't want a building site
Just somewhere to have sex where the kids are out of sight
I want a mess less hutch

You're one of those bucks who likes to shine his teeth clean
Digging up the carrots before the farmer gets in
Oh don't leave I'll kiss your carrot alright
C'mon Bugsy let me-yeah I'll set it alight

Oh-oo-oh, it's like a pre-school
Oh-oo-oh, lets go someplace else

Okay, so you can hop far
I want a mess less hutch
That's not in a chain and doesn't cost too much
Don't get it wrong, don't want a building site
Just somewhere to have nookie that's right out of sight

I want a mess less hutch
That's not in a chain and doesn't cost too much
Don't get it wrong, don't want a buidling site
Just somewhere to have sex where the family's out of sight
I want a mess less hutch

Okay, so what do you think you're Thumper or something...
Whatever
I want a mess less...

(owch!)
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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 34

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
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 2   0
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 1
 
 3   1
 1
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 4   0
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 5   32
 32
 32
 

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AFW - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Far out and funny...looks like a good hare day
Rick C - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I can just hear Shania singing this, to me alone of course :-) 555
Yet Another Dutchman - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
555. LOL, and because it's about rabbits, you get away with stuff that's normally redirected to WhatFreaks ;-)
carol - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Wascally Wabbit! Do you want carrots with those 5's?
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, YAD, Rick C and carol ;-)
DF - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
but is 555 enough to justify truly? xx
J.W. - January 14, 2006 - Report this comment
was hard to follow the pacing on this song and it didn't make much sense. would have liked to see something with a little more creative effort.
LucidLupin LeeBee - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Well JW I always had some doubts about you and you just confirmed them not that i mind intelligent negative critics but you just proved you aint capable of that - cheerio hartlepool laddie so long!
LucidLupin - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
The above comment has nothing to do with me!

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