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Song Parodies -> "The Hooker In Me (Needs The Pimp In You)"
Original Song Title:
"The Woman In Me (Needs The Man In You)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shania Twain
Parody Song Title:
"The Hooker In Me (Needs The Pimp In You)"
Parody Written by:
Helen Back
The Lyrics
I'm not always cheap
And I live on the street
But I'm best on my back, dribbling balls like Shaq...
But I can't always be
The slut that you see
And when the night makes me groan, and all the boys have gone home
The hooker in me needs you to be
The pimp in my arms to screw me for free
Cause I'm a hooker it's true, and it's you I slave to
Yeah, the hooker in me needs the pimp in you
When the streets want too much
And all the cash is out of touch
Well I'll lay you for ten, then I'll do you again...
Cause the hooker in me needs you to be
The pimp in my arms to screw me for free
Cause I'm a hooker it's true, and it's you I slave to
Yeah, the hooker in me needs the pimp in you
The hooker in me needs the pimp in you
And I live on the street
But I'm best on my back, dribbling balls like Shaq...
But I can't always be
The slut that you see
And when the night makes me groan, and all the boys have gone home
The hooker in me needs you to be
The pimp in my arms to screw me for free
Cause I'm a hooker it's true, and it's you I slave to
Yeah, the hooker in me needs the pimp in you
When the streets want too much
And all the cash is out of touch
Well I'll lay you for ten, then I'll do you again...
Cause the hooker in me needs you to be
The pimp in my arms to screw me for free
Cause I'm a hooker it's true, and it's you I slave to
Yeah, the hooker in me needs the pimp in you
The hooker in me needs the pimp in you
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the title alone made me laugh! laughed out loud at this one! 555
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