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Song Parodies -> "That Don't Disgust Me Much"

Original Song Title:

"That Don't Impress Me Much"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"That Don't Disgust Me Much"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

If you've heard the original, then you know it's all about how much Shania hates guys who are smart, good-looking, and wealthy enough to own a car. So I guess her dream man is stupid, ugly and poor....WELL HERE I AM BABY!!!! COME....AND....GITIT!!!!
Well, I know some girls who won't date stupid guys
They find one with a brain and act like he's a prize
I hate to date a guy and then I find out he's
One of them fancy boys what knows his ABC's

Oh, oh, don't need nothin' special
Oh, oh, don't need nothin' swell

Okay -- so you're a drooling dimwit
That don't distress me much
You say you went to school and you got
A's in Lunch
Don't get me wrong; it's okay if you're bright
But that don't mean you gots to know how to read and write
That don't impress me much

I know a guy who is one butt-ugly man
He looks like somebody stuck his face in a fan
He's a big fat hog-boy and he smells like one too
They call for the keeper when he visits the zoo

Oh, oh, don't need nothin' special
Oh, oh, don't need nothin' swell

Okay -- so you look like my other brother Darryl
That don't disgust me much
You say you don't go in fer takin' baths and such
Don't get me wrong; pretty boys are the bomb
But I like it when people ask if Cher is your mom
That don't disgust me much

You're one of them guys who must be some kinda snob
You have a place to live and a car and a job
Well, la-de-da, cause you got TWO pairs of socks
But I like a man, knows how to live in a box

Oh, oh, don't need nothin' special
Oh, oh, don't need nothin' swell

Okay -- so you're a stinky homeless vagrant convicted wife-beater with a hairy mole on your neck the size of a Big Mac
That don't repulse me much
You see I may be small but I can take a punch
Don't get me wrong; guys with teeth are just fine
But a tattooed felon wins my heart every time
That don't repulse me much

***Bonus chorus just for Shania***

That don't impress me, Mutt
Well, you made me a star but do you kiss my butt?
Don't get me wrong; you know my Grammys are keen
But that don't mean the dishes gonna make themselves clean
That don't impress me, Mutt

Okay, so what do you think, you're ME or something?
Whatever
That don't impress me....

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 50

Voting Breakdown

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 2   1
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 3   3
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 4   9
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 5   32
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Dumb Ass Kid - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Humourous, witty, well-paced... if this parody were a girl, she'd have no problems getting the guys! And why did the website update early today? 555
Kristof Robertson - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Just pure, undistilled funny, Claude, and I love it when you write in hick-speak. 555
Stuart McArthur - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah, I agree with your sentiments here claude - the OS irritated me for the same reason - but she was kinda cute live at the Grammys - nice job - 555
Stephen aka Step-chan - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
You got me good at the lyric about the homeless vagrant. 555!!! I love it!
Royce Miller - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
very funny and well done, Claude; I'd like to see Cletus T. Judd record your parody and do a video
John Barry - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Good ode to the Red States.
Rex - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Hot dam! Me is gonna giv ol Shania a ring rat now!
Dee Range - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Superb. Got an "A" in Lunch myself, I can relate. High fives Claude
Johnny D - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
YEEEE-HAW!
Arwen - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Too many funny lines to mention, Claude...but I'll admit that the hairy mole sent me over the edge...=)
Alyssa - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
You are a genius. That was the best thing iv'e heard all week
Dumb Ass Kid - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
it would be a shame if you didn't enter it for song of the month... i reckon it would stand a fair chance of winning
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
If that's true she's mine I tell you, mine!
Melhi - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO! Impresses me enough!
Rex - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) "...my other brother Darryl" heh heh. Us Bob Newhart fans thank you.
Charlie Decker - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Superb...the comment at the top is one of the best parts for sure...
Agrimorfee - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Impressive!
Phil Alexander - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Too many good lines to quote, Claude. Superb. I've got the mpeg of the original on this PC (well, on the one next to it, but what are networks for?) and have just played it through with the volume off. Marvellously funny :-D
Melhi - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) It disgusts me the way you purposely write better than I do just so you can whip my butt in these contests! ;) Cut it out! (Loved the "other brother Darryl" reference.)
Adagio - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I liked the line..."my other brother, Darryl" too. Good one.
Stuart McArthur - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - already commented - and ditto on the "Darryl" line
Guy - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hick-bashingly hilarious.
Rick C - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Love this parody! I've got all Shania's album covers! 555
Johnny D - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above.
Scathe - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) It's ok to leave manners as a standard, but it's still funny if you don't.
Jeff Reuben - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Claude, this was absolutely hilarious!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Glorious glorious glorious! And truly amazing how you managed to make "so you're a stinky homeless vagrant convicted wife-beater with a hairy mole on your neck the size of a Big Mac" perfectly into the OS! ;)
Claude Prez - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody for the comments
Jordan (Mike Armstrong) - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) HA! other brother daryl!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Spaff.com - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
The OS is a perfect example of a lame songwriting made into a hit by overproduction. Evidently, with Shania singing and Mutt producing, a water-heater warning label could be a hit single. Anyhoo, nice choice for and parody, and you have a hilarious way to git-r-done, as usual. The bonus section at the end is particularly great.
Spaff.com - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I think what I was trying to say with "nice choice for and parody" was that you chose an OS that reeeeally needed to be parodied. (I'm not one of them fancy boys what knows his ABC's.)
Spaff.com - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
And I think what I was trying to say with "a perfect example of a lame songwriting" was - - oh, never mind. Too much Wild Turkey.
Tim Mayfield - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Shania's song deserves this. Good thing we can't vote on her stuff. 5's
Arwen - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--yep...this is still just brilliant!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Congrats on winning the SOTM. I gotta admit though, it wasnÂ't until this third (or maybe even forth) read that I got the "if Cher is your mom" reference. I vaguely know the movie in question, vaguely because I wasnÂ't able to sit it out. :-)
Cheezmeister - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(sotm) Who gave this anything less than a 5!!!!!!!???????????? I kinda like this song ,but after being torn up by none other than Claude Prez, it will now sound like this whenever i hear it. I wish I woulda seen this one earlier....oh, more praise for the Big Mac line, but i'm probably one of few who don't get "other brother Darryl". Someone explain...please?
Steven Cavanagh - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I sure can take a punch. Line.
MARCH 2005 SONG OF THE MONTH GOLD MEDAL - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3009.0;id=6069;image
vivian - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
it was absolutely hilarios, brilliant, and completely true!
Blethar - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
It's just...wow. HILARIOUS AND WELL-PACED AND OH-SO FUNNY. I'm envious of your talent. 5-5-5.
Agrimorfee - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTY 06) You may have low standards, but your parody writing standards still remain high!
Red Ant - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(2005 SOTY) Aside from "so you're a stinky homeless vagrant convicted wife-beater with a hairy mole on your neck the size of a Big Mac" scanning slightly off to the OS this is hilarious (partly because of the aforementioned line). Too bad there isn't a 465 vote option. I also second Charlie D's comment about the intro. Great work Claude.
John Jenkins - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Very clever stuff, Claude. The Cher line was my fave.
Spaff.com - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Dammit, Stevenagh beat me to the punchline punchline. (By, like, a year.) More kudos on the intro comment, the bonus "Mutt" verse, and every line in between. I don't appreciate it, however, when you make fun of those of us who got A's in lunch.
yoidy - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Now Shania is talkin to her dog, Mutt, who's trying to impress her, too. Howbout that?
Jack Wilson - November 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Just HILARIOUS! 555!

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