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Song Parodies -> "Too Late To Sex It Up"

Original Song Title:

"That Don't Impress Me Much"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"Too Late To Sex It Up"

Parody Written by:

MarthaDTox

The Lyrics


Uh huh yeah yeah

There's loads of carpetbaggers
making fortunes in Iraq
But you've got war zone profiteering-
Down to an art
Halliburton's got the oil sewn up
There ain't got no competition
With friends like Bush and Rumsfeld
Hey - you don't have to be so smart

Oh oh you think you're special
Oh oh you think you're something else

Okay so you're the Vice President

That don't impress me much
So ya got the power
You got the Midas touch
But wait till November
And that long election night
You'll be staring at defeat
In the early morning light

You know the game is up

Uh huh yeah yeah

You've been movin and a groovin
Got Nigerian gas in your pocket
Schmoozin old Gaddafi
Sanction bustin in Iran
You'd offer bribes to Satan
Sell Beelzebub a rocket
But with God on your side
You think the shit won't hit the fan

Oh oh you think you're special
Oh oh you think you're something else

Okay so you're Dick Cheney

That don't impress me much
So ya got the power
You got the Midas touch
But wait till November
And that long election night
You'll be staring at defeat
In the early morning light


Too late to sex it up

You're the kind of guy
who'd defraud his own nation
make us all pay our dues
To subsidise your sin
And you've been cookin the books
Like all those other corporations
So cmon Dick. admit it now
You just can't win

Oh oh you think you're special
Oh oh you think you're something else

Okay so you've got the White House

That don't impress me much
So ya got the power
You got the Midas touch
But wait till November
And that long election night
You'll be staring at defeat
In the early morning light

That don't impress me much
So ya think you're cool
You got the Midas touch
But wait till November
You know that I'm right
You'll be staring at defeat
All that long cold lonely night

Too late to sex it up

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 18

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Kristof Robertson - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent...articulate, well written and topical...555
John Barry - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm with Kristof. Nice work.
martha - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for the comments.....I have finally overcome my parody writer's block!
Phil Ander - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Nicely done.
horace cope - August 13, 2004 - Report this comment
apt, if only they would see themselvesin the same light.
Guy - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM - DKTOS but I can see some very intricate word play going on here. Can't say I agree politically but it's a nice write just the same.
Johnny D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM AUG) Wow...great wordplay like Guy said...this is wild!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I understand enough of the references to know that this is a fine parody. 455
Agrimorfee - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(Aug 04 SOTM) Eh, not one I was into...just easy political snipes.
martha - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for the comments .. btw if anyone out there is interested in the Halliburton story try " Halliburton: winning the Brown and Root way" by Collin Challen published in Lobster Summer 2004 pp 19 - 25 deals with the whole unedifying story starting in 1919......Lobster has a site but the journal is only available by subscription. If anyone is interested I will be happy to send you a copy by snail mail... It isn't reflected in this lyrics as such which was written before I read the Challen piece....
Arwen - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--Nice work!
Rick D - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
As usual with you, well written but soooo political
martha - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
hey politics is part of life too Rick!
Ash - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) hahahaha I like
Adagio - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM DKTOS Good write.
Phil Nelson - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I first thought this would be a Color Me Badd parody, about old people. Anyway, like I said in the "Kerry" parody, I like ones that attack either side, as they both have their faults. But I don't think political ones are that funny, though.
Spaff.com - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
One of the luxuries of living in the West is that you can choose to be uninterested in politics. I say bring on the political parodies - but like parodies about any other topic, you just gotta make sure they're funny. I liked "Okay, so you're the Vice President - That don't impress me much."
Phil Alexander - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
It's bugging me 'cause I can't remember the original (apart from the one "that don't impress me much" line...) - and I know it's on one of the CDs in the car, but can't find the thing. But there's so many lovely lines in this one - wit with a very sharp cutting edge :-)
martha - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for the comments if anyone is really into wild conspiracy theories check out the Stanley Hilton law suit......
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM). "Okay so you've got the White House". What I actually do like about this one is the never outspoken, subtle way to pick on the top dog by all the way out sticking to a "wagging the dog" theme in that area without ever mentioning that the subject isn't numero uno.
martha - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
just look up "stanley hilton" on Google eg http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cache:GoG2ySUJ4W4J:www.alwayson-network.­com/comments.php%3Fid%3D5988_0_4_0_C+%22stanley+hilton%22&hl=en
Peregrin - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting read Martha
Meriadoc - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) You know, gas prices are really getting too high in LA. We need to find some more oil producing countries to invade.....
Paul Robinson - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(AUG SOTM) - I hope you are right, Martha. DKTOS, but I'm giving you 5's here, trusting the 11/14 other voters on the pacing. Aha! Meriadoc, caught yah! You ARE in LA, as I suspected...
Claude Prez - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
This looks like it would be fun to parody. Well done.
2nz - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice parody. "Ok, so you've got the White House. That don't impress me much," Made me laugh.
martha - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for all the comments
Jeremy from class - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd love to see this updated - just 'cos they got re-elected doesn't mean the parody should stop.
Spoof-Man - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
No one ver parodies Shania Twain on this site intell now and I must say, You got her good!!

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