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Song Parodies -> "You're Not The One"

Original Song Title:

"You're Still The One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"You're Not The One"

Parody Written by:

Basic Thuganomics

The Lyrics

Lead In: When I first saw you, I saw love. And the first time you touched me, I felt love. And after all this time, you're not the one I love.

Ummm, yeah...

It looks like I made it
An hour late in heavy traffic
Might've crossed my fingers
Hoped my co-worker's perfume wouldn't linger

You said don't cheat or else I'll dump ya
But just look who is leaving now
And ain't it sad, but funny how

You're not the one that I kiss
Or the only one I make out with
You're not the one I think is hot
You're not the one I want to wed
You're not the one I want in bed
You're not the one I want at all

Ain't nothing better
Two girlfriends who don't know each other
You might call me a cheater
Buit I won't be caught and I'm gonna leave her

You said don't cheat or else I'll dump ya
But just look who is leaving now
And ain't it sad, but funny how

You're not the one that I kiss
Or the only one I make out with
You're not the one I think is hot
You're not the one I want to wed
You're not the one I want in bed
You're not the one I want at all

You're not the one...

[Instrumental]

Yeah...

You're not the one that I kiss
Or the only one I make out with
You're not the one I think is hot
You're not the one I want to wed
You're not the one I want in bed
You're not the one I want at all...

I'm so glad I made it
An hour late in heavy traffic...
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