They say it takes two to tango
But you won't catch me dead doin' that
Spouses always are lazy
All partners do is just hold ya back
If it does take two

Don't take two to play solitaire
They say two brains are better than one
Better for nothin' that is
And that's something they gotta understand
If it does take two

Ya, Noah you thought you knew what you had to do
Now everything's screwed thanks to you

If it does take two
Don't wanna be with you
No, it ain't worth goin' through
If it does take two

Shuffle honey!

My parents want me to marry
But they'll be dead in a couple of years
They say you can't sail on a still day
Well, airplanes are much faster my dear
If it does take two

Ya, Noah you thought you knew what you had to do
Now everything's screwed thanks to you
Thanks to you

If it does take two
Don't wanna be with you
No, it ain't worth goin' through
If it does take two

Whoo!
Do it!
Do the shuffle!
C'mon!


Now everything's screwed thanks to you
All thanks to you!

Now then
If it does take two
Don't wanna be with you
No, it ain't worth goin' through
If it does take two
No, if it does take two
If it does take two
No, it ain't worth goin' through
Now then
If it does take two
Don't wanna be with you
No, it ain't worth goin' through
If it does take two