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Song Parodies -> "I'm Leaving (Can't You Figure That Out?)"

Original Song Title:

"Leaving Is The Only Way Out"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Leaving (Can't You Figure That Out?)"

Parody Written by:

Ducksoup

The Lyrics

We don't really care what people think of us
And we don't care what they say
We're trying to live a happy life only because we
Know that with each other is where we belong

So explain to me what you told me
When I asked you if you wanted to go out
Well if I can't get no intercourse with my spouse
The I'm leaving, can't you figure that out?

I slammed the front door in anger
And I heard you cryin' when I left
And one night with no sex is one night too many
I wanna wake up in someone else's bed

So explain to me what you told me
When I asked you if you wanted to go out
Well if I can't get no intercourse with my spouse
Then I'm leaving, can't you figure that out?

You're a house wife, a low life, a nothing
I don't need you for lovin'
And your mouth has gotten so big from talkin'
Why don't you shut up and listen, get down on your knees and start kissin'

Well if I can't get no intercourse is all of a sudden forbidden
It's the one thing I can't live without
And if you can't understand what it's all about
Then I'm leaving, can't you figure that out?
Ohhhh
I'm leaving, can't you figure that out...

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