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Song Parodies -> "Marriage Ain't Where My Heart Is (Anymore)"

Original Song Title:

"Home Ain't Where His Heart Is (Anymore)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"Marriage Ain't Where My Heart Is (Anymore)"

Parody Written by:

Fifty-One Cent

The Lyrics

She knew how to please me that's for sure
And I never thought I'd ever break my word
But all we ever seem to do is scream and yell
And I feel like our dream home's turned to hell

We did everything together that ain't a lie
We lived a fantasy once upon a time
But when push comes to shove
So much for our eternal love

Cause we don't date no more
Or make out like before
And the kids get more attention then me...

Marriage ain't where my heart is anymore
I'm not attracted to my spouse no more
And I can't find the time to lube me up like before
Marriage ain't where my heart is anymore

We thought it was love at first sight
But there ain't no love around here tonight
If my frown would only turn upside down
If she'd only drop those 30 extra pounds

And we may still act like friends
For the sake of our kids
But behind closed doors, we're through...
Marriage ain't where my heart is anymore
I'm not attracted to my spouse no more
And I can't find the time to lube me up like before
No marriage...

And I can't find the time to lube me up like before
Marriage ain't where my heart is anymore
No, marriage ain't where my heart is...

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