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Song Parodies -> "Do You Shower At All?"

Original Song Title:

"That Don't Impress Me Much"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"Do You Shower At All?"

Parody Written by:

Blethar

The Lyrics

Song sung by a girl.
I've known a few guys who thought they were,
Pretty smart
Some were fit and handsome,
Some just had a nice heart
I've dated my fair share of,
Nerds and geeks
Although your none of the above you sure do reek

You, think your B.O.s special
You, think your farts are nice

(Spoken) Okay, so you're popular?

Do you shower at all?
Because
You smell like you live in a squall
Were you ever introduced to the bath?
Cause when you put your arms up everyone smells your wrath
Do you shower at all?

I tried to look past the bad smell
But you're stinky on the inside as well
You really need deoderant as quickly as possible
Cause next time you are near I think I will faint

You, think your B.O.s special
You, think your farts are nice

(Spoken) Okay, so you're rich?

Do you shower at all?
Because
You smell like you live in a squall
Were you ever introduced to the bath?
Cause when you put your arms up everyone smells your wrath
Do you shower at all?

Is it against your religion to wash yourself?
Will you be hypocritical if you spray your pits
I can't believe you've never,
Wiped your bum
Obviously you don't have a hygeniec mum

You, think your B.O.s special
You, think your farts are nice

(Spoken) Okay, so you're smart

Do you shower at all?
Because
You smell like you live in a squall
Were you ever introduced to the bath?
Cause when you put your arms up everyone smells your wrath
Do you shower at all?

Do you shower at all?
Because
You smell like you live in a squall
Were you ever introduced to the bath?
Cause when you put your arms up everyone smells your wrath
Do you shower at all?

(Spoken) What, you think bad smells are cool?

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Cheezmeister - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
This was pretty damn funny, especially cause I know the words to the original, however, the pacing was kinda off and there were a lot of silly spelling mistakes (not that I care, someone might) overall, gr8 job!
Blethar - April 21, 2004 - Report this comment
See what you mean, my computer doesn't have a spell-check on it and I never go through my parodies thoroughly.

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