Uh-uh-oh-yeah!
C'mon!

I'm lookin' for a dealer who can sell me a pack of crack
He can have a big stash of smokes or a tiny little bit like that
He's got a mean pile of weed yeah, the kind you just can't resist
Cause I'm an erratic little addict who's a huntin' for some gas to sniff

And if the cops got a ticket
You know I'm over the limit
I'm gonna take all these drugs
Sell them off on E-Bay
And you'll bid on it
And you'll win it
And you'll know what I say...

You win my drugs
You win my smokes
You get my crack
Ya, this ain't no joke
You win my drugs
You can't believe it's true
You win my drugs
Ya, and my problems too

I'm a thuggy little druggy, yeah, the kind the cops will never catch
I've got a big pile of drugs, but I won't need them after this

And if the cops got a ticket
You know I'm over the limit
I'm gonna take all these drugs
Sell them off on E-Bay
And you'll bid on it
And you'll win it
And you'll know what I say...

You win my drugs
You win my smokes
You get my crack
Ya, this ain't no joke
You win my drugs
You can't believe it's true
You win my drugs
Ya, and my problems too

You'll get a big stash of coke
And not the kind that you drink
Uh
Or just a big bin of syringes
Say goodbye to the cells of your brain

And if the cops got a ticket
Tell them where they can stick it
I'm gonna take all these drugs
Sell them off on E-Bay
And you'll bid on it
And you'll win it
And you'll know what I say...

You win my drugs
You win my smokes
You get my crack
Ya, this ain't no joke
You win my drugs
You can't believe it's true
You win my drugs
Ya, and my problems too

Oh, you win my drugs
You win my drugs
You win my drugs
You win my drugs
I said you win my drugs
You win my drugs
Babe, you win my drugs
You win my drugs