I've known a few girls who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being snobby down to an art
You think you're a queen--you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a show-it-all

BRIDGE:
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're Shania Twain
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but that's just not enough
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But your head is far too big, and your pants are way too tight
That don't impress me much

I never knew a girl who married mutt just to make it
And dressed like a whore, just in case
Make a CD and release all the songs off it
'Cause Heaven forbid you should fall from first place

(BRIDGE)
(CHORUS)

You're one of those singers who's only out to get paid
You make me sick of your songs, cuz they're so overplayed
I do believe you kiss your mirror goodnight
C'mon Shania tell me-you're just a joke, right?

(BRIDGE)

Okay, so you're Shania Twain
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but that's just not enough
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But your head is far too big, and your pants are way too tight
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but It's just way too much
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But your head is far too big, and your pants are way, way too tight
That don't impress me much

Okay, just who do you think you are, anyway
Whatever
That don't impress me