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Song Parodies -> "Any Chick Of Mine"

Original Song Title:

"Any Man Of Mine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"Any Chick Of Mine"

Parody Written by:

Shania Twain Parodies

The Lyrics

Whoo!
This is what a man wants...

Well, any chick of mine better think the world of me
Even if I'm sick, she'd still better kiss me
And I can do wrong anytime I choose
But she'd better obey my rules

And any chick of mine will say it's okay
If I sit on the porch and drink beer all day
And if I belch at the table when lunch is through
She'll smile and think wasn't that cute

And if we go somewhere
She'll drive me there
And if I happen to swear...

Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, that's okay...

Cause any chick of mine
Better be on time
She'd better date me, lay me, obey me all the time
I need a chick who knows
What a man wants most
She's gotta be the all knowin'
Mind blowin'
Never hissin'
Butt kissin'
Kind...
Any chick of mine

Whoo!

Well any chick of mine will always put me ahead
And on any given day she'll give me breakfast in bed
And when she cooks me dinner and it's burnt like hell
Sorry there girl, that's unacceptable

Yeah!

And if my wallet's misplaced
She'll pay for the date
And if I stay out late

Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, that's okay...

Cause any chick of mine
Better be on time
She'd better date me, lay me, obey me all the time
I need a chick who knows
What a man wants most
She's gotta be the all knowin'
Mind blowin'
Never hissin'
Butt kissin'
Kind...
Any chick of mine!

Whoo!

Let me here ya say yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, that's okay...

Any chick of mine
Better be on time
She'd better date me, lay me, obey me all the time
I need a chick who knows
What a man wants most
She's gotta be the all knowin'
Mind blowin'
Never hissin'
Butt kissin'
Kind...
Any chick of mine

Whoo!

She's gotta listen to me
And only me, yeah
Cook, clean,
Until I'm pleased
Give a massage
From head to toe
And treat me like gold
Until I say so
And keep on doin' it
Till she just can't take
Can't take anymore
You're the chick I wanna flaunt
This-is-what-a-man-wants

Whoo!
You wanna be a chick of mine
That's right
Whoo!
This is what a man wants

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Olvan The Terrible - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you've collectively pissed off every woman who comes to this site. Well-written parody though.
Justin - March 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Wheeeeeeeee! That was funny. super hilarious and my girlfriend wishes that i'd let her lay me 2.
shanaha smith - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
boy pleeeease!!!?!!! good parody but you probably ain't all that! lol!! WHAT is it with guys?

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