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Song Parodies -> "Ma!"

Original Song Title:

"Wasn't Me."

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The Lyrics

Possible Golden Girls Musical:Sophia: Yeah, he had it coming....Blanch: Sophia thats unladylike! Dorothy: I am ashamed of you, Ma! Sophia: Oh, all of you just dry up and listen....
Sophia: First thing I noticed was the missing tube of Preparation H,
I noticed that he was not even middle aged.
How could I let a jerk cheat me that had no class,
I would think that you would sympathize with my poor aching ass!

Blanch: You are a very intelligent lady, now the guys will think that we are crazy why did you have to pull that crap. I know you are not my mother, my cousin, sister or brother. I know I must show dissaproval but all I can do is laugh!

Sophia: So I tripped him with my ankle...
Dorothy: Ma!
Sophia: Let out a great big chuckle...
Dorothy: Ma!
Sophia: I gave him a half-nelson. I hoped he learned his lesson!
How am I to help it we are nearly poor. Picture this he was begging me for mercy on the linoleum floor. How am I to help it we are nearly poor. All I did was torment a whipper-snapper on the linoleum floor.

If you send me back to Shady Pines I will understand, just try every now and then to lend a helping hand. Now, if you excuse me I have to pee. I better behave well while I am free!

(Repeat first two parts of song until the end).

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mike - September 10, 2012 - Report this comment
er the song is called it wasn't me

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