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Song Parodies -> "It Wasn't She"

Original Song Title:

"It Wasn't Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shaggy

Parody Song Title:

"It Wasn't She"

Parody Written by:

Leo

The Lyrics

The flap over the supposed nude Anna Kournikova pictures continues. Now it turns out that the girl in the supposed picture is suing Penthouse magazine. Kournikova herself is contemplating a lawsuit against the porn magazine.
The pics came in and they showed her so candid
Somewhere on the Flor'da shore
Then they said, it was underhanded
Hiding somewhere, they were sure
Now, we decided
Publish the pics this coming June you see
Thought we'd make big bucks right 'bout then
Now they are all suing 'lil me

How in the world did you think it was Kournikova
Sunning without a top on the beaches of Florida
You took quite a few, and you had a few of those topless shots
Leaked on the Internet, but everyone thought they could be not
So everyone thought the pictures couldn't be real
Now some of them say, "You trying to fool me?"
And then it turned out that it really was someone else
Now what we have, big problem!

Thought we had real pics of her
(It wasn't she)
Thought it was Ms. Kournikova
(It wasn't she)
We had pics without her top on
(It wasn't she)
Now it turns out we were so wrong
(It wasn't she)
Not used, that thing on our shoulder
(It wasn't she)
We found out, it wasn't her
(It wasn't she)
The lawyers, getting louder
(It wasn't me)
And they're saying this won't be over

The pics came in and they showed her so candid
Somewhere on the Flor'da shore
Then they said, it was underhanded
Hiding somewhere, they were sure
Now, we decided
Publish the pics this coming June you see
Thought we'd make big bucks right 'bout then
Now they are all suing 'lil me

So now a judge says that it's not her at all
It is not her, it is someone named Judith Benetton, so they say
And now her lawyers say that those at Penthouse must soon pay
Suing, they're filing, they're taking that magazine to court
And when we're done with them, soon they will all be on life support
This is a shame, this is embarrassing, showed no class
When it's done, the end will come, if it gets any worse
End will come pretty fast

Thought we had real pics of her
(It wasn't she)
Thought it was Ms. Kournikova
(It wasn't she)
We had pics without her top on
(It wasn't she)
Now it turns out we were so wrong
(It wasn't she)
Not used, that thing on our shoulder
(It wasn't she)
Soon found out, it wasn't her
(It wasn't she)
The lawyers, getting louder
(It wasn't me)
Now they're saying this won't be over

The pics came in and they showed her so candid
Somewhere on the Flor'da shore
Then they said, it was underhanded
Hiding somewhere, they were sure
Now, we decided
Publish the pics this coming June you see
Thought we'd make big bucks right 'bout then
Now they are all suing 'lil me

They should tell her that they're sorry for the pain that they've caused
We've been listenin' to your reasonin'
You've got no case at all
They should tell her that they're sorry for the pain that they've caused
She'll sue you, you won't have a prayer
Your case will be a loss

The pics came in and they showed her so candid
Somewhere on the Flor'da shore
Then they said, it was underhanded
Hiding somewhere, they were sure
Now, we decided
Publish the pics this coming June you see
Thought we'd make big bucks right 'bout then
Now they are all suing 'lil me
Copyright 2002 by Leo. More rewrites atLeo's Song Parody Page

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