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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Time"

Original Song Title:

"Closing Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Semisonic

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Time"

Parody Written by:

Earl S. Garber

The Lyrics

Bah, humbug! If you like Christmas shopping as little as I do, you'll understand this...
Christmas time
Open all the doors and let you all out of the store
Christmas time
Turn all of the carts 'round so they're blocking off every door
Christmas time
One last call for checkout so finish your unpaid for root beer
Christmas time
You all have to go home but your cart stays here

I know who I want to buy this for
I know who I want to buy this for
I know who I want to buy this for
Buy this for

Christmas time
Time to block the aisle with the cart and your big old butt
Christmas time
Snack bar isn't open, I suggest trying Pizza Hut
So gather up your presents, drag them to the exits
I hope you found the ATM
Christmas time
Every Christmas season starts from last Christmas season's end

I know who I want to buy this for
I know who I want to buy this for
I know who I want to buy this for
Buy some more

Christmas time
Time for you to go out to more places for shopping again

I know where I want to buy some more
I know where I want to buy some more
I know where I want to buy some more
Till I'm poor

Christmas time
Every Christmas season starts from last Christmas season's end
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AussieBullDog - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job Earl.
Stray Pooch - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty clever. I like "You all have to go home but your cart stays here" - lol! And HOW TRUE is it that "Every Christmas season starts from last Christmas season's end !" Good job!

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