(lone fanboy)
When my DVDs are all I'm watching
And there's nothing else to do
I watch Hideki
He just found Chii and switched her on too.

Now I'm dreaming of Chii tonight
'Till tomorrow, she said "panties" all night.
And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be
Than here in my room
With Chobits on DVD

Ms. Hibiya has a role, but so far
All I care about is Chii.
Minoru does help
With his own persocom, Yuzuki.

All of them are stumped as hell about Chii
And her sister Freya's past. (Freya: Hey that's me!)
All of the 'coms
Who tried to scan Chii all went down and crashed.

Now I'm dreaming of Chii tonight.
'Till tomorrow, Freya acts as her guide
And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be
Than here in my room
Watching Chobits on TV

(Entire Cast:)
Aah...(Chii: Corazon)
We can't stop dreaming of Chii (Chii: No habla...um...montana...)
We can't stop dreaming (Chii: Uh...el platano...es muy feo?)
We can't stop dreaming of Chii (Chii: Mi amor...esta nada...y pien...sa?)

(fanboy)
Yesterday with nothing new on TV
Chobits is still good to view.
And I still do believe
Hideki should go and say
"I love you!"
(Chii: I love you too!)

Now we're dreaming of Chii tonight.
'Till tomorrow and for all of our lives
'Cuz there's no one in the world I'd rather see
Than cute little Chii
The someone just for Hideki

(Dreaming...of Chii tonight)
*ad-libbing begins*

*repeat and fade*