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Song Parodies -> "M.A.I.L.M.A.N."

Original Song Title:

"E.G.G.M.A.N."

Original Performer:

Sega

Parody Song Title:

"M.A.I.L.M.A.N."

Parody Written by:

Sparx-1

The Lyrics

This is a parody of Dr. Eggman/Robotnik's theme song from Sonic Adventure 2(Battle).
Ooh-ooh, Oooh-ooh-ooh, yeah!

Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-n-do!

My duty begins,
With where and with when,
And knowing what goes to who, and then,
I walk the street,
In the scorching heat,
delivering mail to, the people I meet!

'Cuz I'm the MAILMAN!
That's what I am,
I am the MAILMAN!
I drive the postage van,

I am the MAILMAN!
That's what I am,
I am the MAILMAN!
I drive the postage van!

I'm plotting my routes, wherever I go,
You'd better get outta my way!
I'd love to DESTROY,
Those big dogs, ya know!
'Cuz they always try to bite me and chase me away!

I MUST, Deliver mail on time!
I WILL, Make sure packages are signed!
All of my carts, carry information,
Letters, bills, and parcels too!
Rain, snow, or sleet,
I hit the street,
All because, my paycheck is sweet!

I am the MAILMAN!
That's what I am,
I am the MAILMAN!
I drive the postage van,

I am the MAILMAN!
That's what I am,
I am the MAILMAN!
I drive the postage van!

(Electric guitar solo)

I'm the mail carrier!
[*Oh crap!*] A tarrier! [*bark bark!*]
I'll finish with my area!
I am the mailman, don't forget my job,
If you ask for my name, I'll tell you it's Bob!

I am the MAILMAN!
That's what I am,
I am the MAILMAN!
I drive the postage van,

I am the MAILMAN!
That's what I am,
I am the MAILMAN!
I drive the postage, postage van!

I am the mailman!

Do-do-do-do-do-do-dododo-doodoo,
No, no, no, Don't buy cheap stamps,
ya cash-hoarding tramps, oh no,
Don't buy em!

[*Guitar outro*]

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