Song Parodies -> Shaftman
| Original Song Title: | "Scatman" |
| Original Performer: | Scatman John |
| Parody Song Title: | "Shaftman" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Nelson |
If Richard Roundtree started singing.....
sha-sha-sha-sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman
sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
sha-sha-sha-sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman
sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
Everybody's seen me one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
You know that I'll always be comin' back.
If the Shaftman can do it so can you.
Everybody's saying that I'm the bomb
The fame never ends for Richard Roundtree.
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
I'm now rockin' the radios with a beat.
Yo I'm the Shaftman
Where's the Shaftman? I'm the Shaftman.
I'm gonna be pleasin' everybody listenin'
You know you like listening and you should.
It's my music, so now don't you be dissin'
If it drives you crazy, makes your head not feel good.
Everybody dances one way or the other
So dance to my music
It makes you get to your feet, and rock to the beat
Makes you move so fast you'll be sick.
I'm the Shaftman.
sha-sha-sha-sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman
sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
sha-sha-sha-sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman
sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
Everybody knows that one way or the other
I'll keep entertainin' you.
As a matter of fact I don't let nothing hold me back.
If the Shaftman can do it brother so can you.
I'm the Shaftman.
I hear you all ask about the meaning of this
"Richard, why everyone you gotta dis?"
You just don't like my new music career
Well I'm tellin' you I'll just keep rockin' in your ear.
I'm the Shaftman.
sha-sha-sha-sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman
sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
sha-sha-sha-sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman
sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman....repeat after me
It's really really awesomely cool to see
Once again Richard Roundtree
I'm the Shaftman, Shaftman, Shaftman, Shaftman, Shaftman, yippee
sha-sha-sha-sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman
sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
sha-sha-sha-sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman
sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman
sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
sha-sha-sha-sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman
sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
Everybody's seen me one way or the other
So check out my message to you.
You know that I'll always be comin' back.
If the Shaftman can do it so can you.
Everybody's saying that I'm the bomb
The fame never ends for Richard Roundtree.
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
I'm now rockin' the radios with a beat.
Yo I'm the Shaftman
Where's the Shaftman? I'm the Shaftman.
I'm gonna be pleasin' everybody listenin'
You know you like listening and you should.
It's my music, so now don't you be dissin'
If it drives you crazy, makes your head not feel good.
Everybody dances one way or the other
So dance to my music
It makes you get to your feet, and rock to the beat
Makes you move so fast you'll be sick.
I'm the Shaftman.
sha-sha-sha-sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman
sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
sha-sha-sha-sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman
sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
Everybody knows that one way or the other
I'll keep entertainin' you.
As a matter of fact I don't let nothing hold me back.
If the Shaftman can do it brother so can you.
I'm the Shaftman.
I hear you all ask about the meaning of this
"Richard, why everyone you gotta dis?"
You just don't like my new music career
Well I'm tellin' you I'll just keep rockin' in your ear.
I'm the Shaftman.
sha-sha-sha-sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman
sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
sha-sha-sha-sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman
sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman....repeat after me
It's really really awesomely cool to see
Once again Richard Roundtree
I'm the Shaftman, Shaftman, Shaftman, Shaftman, Shaftman, yippee
sha-sha-sha-sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman
sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
sha-sha-sha-sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
I'm the Shaftman
sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft, sha-shaf-shaf-shaft-shaft
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