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Song Parodies -> "Nude (The Ibiza Beach Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth"

Original Performer:

Santana (Featuring Rob Thomas)

Parody Song Title:

"Nude (The Ibiza Beach Song)"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

I'm riding shotgun
You're driving out into the Spanish sun
We're not Midwestern we're Med - it
-terranean
At least for this week

Southwest Ibiza:
The sign says PLAYA NATURISTA
Just don't know what I'm read-uh-hun'
Who cares? this looks sweet (yeah)

When locals said - this spot's no tourist trap
You chose - this beach - but holy crap!
Almost sprained - my eyes - from all these babes and du-u-udes
'Cause they're so nude!

And it's just like the showers
Down at the gym
But baby I could stay for hours 'cause it's - not just men
This hottie's comin' over - man she seems so nude
(and)
Did she take off
Her swimsuit
Or just forget to wear it?

*

I'll tell you one thing
My photo albums won't be dull again
I turn to nudge you and I find
You're dressed the same
Now I'm freaked - out

Sensory overload
My heart is croaking like a horny toad
Somebody stop the spinning world
I'm worn out from
Looking a - round and round

And when you said - this beach was cool 'n' stuff
Who'd guess - you'd be - here in the buff?
I've sunburned - my eyes - though staring seems so ru-u-ude
But you're so nude!

And you dive in the ocean
Come back to dry
But if you ask for help with lotion well I might just die
You really shoulda warned me that this beach was nude
(and)
Did you take off
Your swimsuit
Or just forget to wear it?

*[Supernatural guitar solo]*

And I'm no freaking showman
No big display
But when in Spain, do like the Romans - ain't that what they say?
I streak into the ocean yelling ME SO NUDE
(and)
Don't give me back
My swimsuit
'Cause I refuse to wear it

Yeah just forget about it
No way I'll ever wear it
So just forget about it
(etc.)
Copyright 2005+ Supernaturist

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DKTOS? - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
For those who Don't Know The Original Song (if such people exist), it's temporarily available at spaff.com/dktos
Rick C - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Superbly done! 5s
Kristof Robertson - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehehehe...what, you want me to be more eloquent? 555
Larry Hensley - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
This was good. 5's
Melhi - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
It takes a brave man to com back to the beach after diving nude into a cold ocean. ;D Great job, Nekkid Monkey!
Matthias - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Why is this on Spaff? Is a room full of monkeys Spaff in deguise?
Spaff.com - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Rick & Kristof & Larry & Melhi! (Who said I was ever gonna get out of the water?)

Matthias: 90% of the parodies in A Room Full of Monkeys were written by Claude Prez. The rest (like this one) are by Claude wannabes, including me.
Matthias - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I nude I'd get the answer somewhere...
Evil Claude Wannabe Monkee (aka Melhi) - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
"(Who said I was ever gonna get out of the water?)" That shark right behind you. *cue Jaws theme* (hides animatronic shark's remote control under beach blanket, aims camcorder) Bwahahahaha!
Spaff.com - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
"Stealin' movies" again, Melhi?
Melhi - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Well... I'd thought I was 'til you started hamming it up for the camera. :)
Steven Cavanagh - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate to be so cold, but this one had little point.
Nah, 5s of course.
Claude Prez - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Smooth
Jack Wilson - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved it! 555!
Matthias - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I need a nude mind, one as sick as you're Spaff.
TO HEAR ROBERT LUND'S RECORDING... - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
...go here:
www.spaff.com/poesy/nude.html

And/or tune in to the Dr. Demento show Sunday night.

And really really really belated thanks, Stevenagh & Master P & Local Celebrity & St Matthias.
Yahoo - May 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll have you know that my computer crapped out on the audio because of this recording twice! It must be good!
Spaff.com - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
That explanation works for me.
Ernesto R - August 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Move over Paul Shanklin and Wierd Al Yankovic...COMPETITION is HERE! Got any about Ted Kennedy (The Swimmer) or Famous Thick Skinned Democrats...Oh I Forgot...There aren't any!!! They would all REVENGE YOU!!! Like Kevin and Don on the railroad tracka at Mena!
GS - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
This song is Too Funny, since I am a Beach Bumm who is definitely not offended by a nude body or two, whenever I can get away from the Rat-Race.
Spaff.com - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Ernesto: You said Mena. That's like Mena Suvari. Mmmmmm.

GS: I'm not offended either. Especially if the nude body or two is Mena Suvari. Mmmmmm.

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