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Song Parodies -> "Tooth"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth"

Original Performer:

Santana featuring Rob Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Tooth"

Parody Written by:

Bobby Boddie

The Lyrics

I came up with this one one day when I went to the dentist.
Man It's a rotten one
Like Michael Jackson dancing on my gums
I hear the drill and I'm so scared
And a man's voice tells me to "Open wide!"

The pain it lingers
Shouldn't have ate those Butterfingers
The novicane is kicking in, oh man!
But I can still feel pain

And I hear, "That tooth ain't good enough to keep"
It hurts! I'm in it way too deep
I've been in a very foul mood
It's this damn tooth!

It feels just like a hot tub inside my mouth
You know I got a lousy dentist from way down south
I'm in a lot of pain because of this damn tooth, now
Give me the pliers! Pull it out!
Then I'll forget about it!

Man I know one thing
I cannot take no more of this pain
In every breath, in every word
I feel pain, it's throbbing!
OUCH!

Don't need a filling
And doctor please stop all that drilling
It dosen't seem to help at all
It hurts so bad I think I'm gonna cry, cry cry

And I hear, "That tooth ain't good enough to keep"
It hurts! I'm in it way too deep
I've been in a very foul mood
It's this damn tooth!

It feels just like a hot tub inside my mouth
You know I got a lousy dentist from way down south
I'm in a lot of pain because of this damn tooth, now
Give me the pliers! Pull it out!
Then I'll forget about it!

Give me the pliers! Pull it out!
Then I'll forget about it!


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