-> "Jew"
Original Song Title:
"Smooth"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Jew"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Siegel
The Lyrics
We're gunna be late
We're 7 miles from the synagogue
I hear the rabii and the words bore everyone
and you're such a jew
my buddy shlomo, my jewish-brooklyn pal herschel feldman
Goin' to the bar mitzvah
gotta learn the hebrew.
And if you sing your haftorah good enough
I would give my yarmulke to lift you up
I would go with you to live on a kubutz
cause you're a jew
And its just like the moyal's job at the briss
better hope he doesnt mess up or you cant stand and piss
you got the kind of nose that i can tell you're a jew
light the menorah, don't eat pork
or else you'll burn in hell!
I'll tell you one thing
marry a shiksa and you'll go insane
in every line on every scroll i see the words barooka atoh
out from the synagogue...you hear the callings of the shofar
you smell the brisket and the lox on the bagels
drawing you home...
And if you sing your haftorah good enough
I would give my yarmulke to lift you up
I would go with you to live on a kubutz
cause you're a jew
And its just like the moyal's job at the briss
better hope he doesnt mess up or you cant stand and piss
you got the kind of nose that i can tell you're a jew
light the menorah, don't eat pork
or else you'll burn in hell!
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