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Song Parodies -> "The Culinary Bug"

Original Song Title:

"No Ordinary Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sade

Parody Song Title:

"The Culinary Bug"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

I gave you all my cooking pots
I showed you what was in my fridge
Have some gloves
You filled up all my hunger inside
Cause you cooked some grub
You cooked some grub

(chorus 1)
Didn't I tell you
What I won't eat
Did somebody smell that?
Those beans just gave me gas
Give me the menu
Now that I've got to spew, baby

I gave you all my cooking pots
I showed you what was in my fridge
Have some gloves
You filled up all my hunger inside
Cause you cooked some grub
You cooked some grub

(chorus 2)
You keep frying
You keep trying with food
You're cooking's like cyanide, baby

(chorus 3)
You've got the culinary bug
that Culinary bug
You've got the culinary bug
that Culinary bug

When you flame that way
You burn up everything
It tastes like bile

(repeat chorus 1)

You've got the culinary bug
that Culinary bug
You've got the culinary bug
that Culinary bug

(repeat chorus 2)

(repeat chorus 3)

Keep trying with food
Keep frying with food
Chunks flying at you
Chunks flying... I'm hurling

I'm hurling

Keep trying with food
Keep frying with food
Chunks flying at you
Chunks flying... I'm hurling

I'm hurling

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