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Song Parodies -> "Fifty Shades Of Gray"

Original Song Title:

"Send Me On My Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Rusted Root

Parody Song Title:

"Fifty Shades Of Gray"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Apparently Mills' Fleet Farm has been experiencing a spike in sales of items like duct tape, boards, and rope, because people are reading/watching Fifty Shades Of Gray and wanting to try that kind of stuff out for themselves.
(Shades of gray, shades of gray
Shades of gray, shades of gray)

I would like to go to Fleet Farm
Buy some duct tape, buy some chains and a rope
Just like in that movie I saw

Well, tie you up and lay you flat
In the bedroom, need a safeword for sure
Just like in that movie I saw

Well, I would like to wear a mask
And I will tickle you, then I'll start spanking you
I would like to wear a black mask
And we will role play, you'll be my slave

Fifty shades of gray (shades of gray)
Fifty shades of gray (shades of gray)
Fifty shades of gray (shades of gray)
Fifty shades of gray (shades of gray)
Fifty shades of gray (shades of gray)
Fifty shades of gray (shades of gray)
Fifty shades of gray (shades of gray)
(shades of gray)

I will go to Party City
Buy some costumes, spice things up, don't you know
Just like in that movie I saw

Well it's not technically abuse
If you let me, if you give me consent
Just like in that movie I saw

Well, I'll fix up the basement now
I'll build a dungeon there, I'll build a prison there
I'll fix up the basement now
I'll build a dungeon there, and lock you up

Fifty shades of gray (shades of gray)
Fifty shades of gray (shades of gray)
Fifty shades of gray (shades of gray)
Fifty shades of gray (shades of gray)
Fifty shades of gray (shades of gray)
Fifty shades of gray (shades of gray)
Fifty shades of gray (shades of gray)
(shades of gray)

Well I might not have that much cash
But I'll pretend I do, yes I'll pretend I do
Might not be a millionaire
But I'll pretend I am, yes I'll pretend
Just like Christian Gray
Just like Christian Grey

Fifty shades of gray
Fifty shades of gray
Fifty shades of gray

I would like to go to eBay
Buy a blindfold, a straitjacket and cuffs
Just like in that movie I saw

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