-> "House of Cards"
Original Song Title:
"House of Love"
Parody Song Title:
"House of Cards"
The Lyrics
House of cards!
Chorus: Please don’t make
Please don’t make a sound
Or it could fall down
If it does
If it does I’ll frown
Verse 1: There is a task
I can’t beat
It’s a complex little task I can’t cheat
It’s a house made of cards
In the kitchen to the ceiling, floor to fan
See that deck, now what the heck?
Don’t make a sudden motion or it will wreck
And when things are going smoothly
Looks like a thang of beauty
Take the pic and upload it today
Hey, hey
Chorus: Take the pic
Take the pic right now
‘Fore it hits the ground
And it tumbs
And it tumbles down
House of cards!
And I just
And I just don’t know
If the house will hold
Hope no soft
Hope no soft wind blows
Verse 2: Just stop on by, take a peek
My technique is great
And of great mystique
And when things start getting screwy
I’ll go and start the gluing
Cuz ain’t nothing
Gonna bring down this thang
Hey, hey
Chorus: Gonna make
Gonna make it last
Gotta do it fast
Cuz perils
Cuz perils are vast
House of cards!
Please don’t touch
Please don’t touch that card
What are you, a tard!?
And we worked
And we worked so hard!
House of cards!
Bridge: Oh I hate these cards…
Cuz it is so hard…
Oh I hate these cards…
They’re too hard to guard…
Oh I hate these cards…
In the worst reguards…
One should never start…
To make a house of cards…
House of cards!
Crash, boom, flop
Did you have to knock?!
It was open Jenny!
You wrecked it!
H.O.U.S.E. made of C.A.R.D.’s
Screw this stupid crap!
H.O.U.S.E. made of C.A.R.D.’s
Screw this stupid crap!
Chorus: Imma go
Imma go outside
Into the sunlight
Been inside
Been inside since July
Cards no more!
I won’t play
I won’t play Bullshit
I think it’s bullshit
Won’t play cards
Won’t play cards again
Cards no more!
I got pape
I got paper cuts
Don’t you think that’s nuts?
Do you have
Do you have the guts?
House of Cards!
I dare you
I dare you to try
Makes you wanna cry
Hate’em ‘til
Hate’em ‘til I die
House of cards!
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