It's amazing how you can just talk non-stop,
In your entire life, you've never heard a pin-drop,
Could you shut yourself up for one minute more?
Even when you're asleep you just snore.

I smile just encase you will threaten to leave me,
'Cause the truth of it is; that you'll always deceive me,
Two years ago, you resolved to just not speak at all...
We have a fest,
When you say nothing at all.

I thought singing this song; you would just hear me through,
Even right now you're saying that 'You know kung fu.'
I wait ev'ry day for the opportune time
To just speak whatever's on my mind...

I wish you would stop all that joking and rambling,
Because Uncle Paul's noise is reduced when he's gambling,
Now, you say, 'How do you know of my Uncle Paul?'
Well, let me guess,
Don't you say nothing at all...?

Oh, I smile and a race for the green, exit door,
I will round up my friends and civil war,
Then, I will flee to Timbuktu and don't you dare call,
We have a fest,
When you say nothing at all.