It's amazing how we can get around without a car
Thats why we live out here, cause it's not that far
Try as i may to gat me a porshe
You can see that we didn't of course

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The smile on her face says her teeth are all missing
You can see why it's not me she'll be kissing
The man down the back says he'll take her face hair and all
Have you seen her chest, stretched nipples and all

All day long folks round here sit and whittle away
The city lights call but we want to stay
The possums run round right here on the porch
The dogs given fleas to me horse

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The warts on her face, the patch on her eye
The hair down her back, says she's not a beauty queen

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