-> "Anybody Seen My Dentures?"
Original Song Title:
"Anybody Seen My Baby"
Parody Song Title:
"Anybody Seen My Dentures?"
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I laid them on the sink to drip
Right next to the Polygrip
Now I don't know where they are.
They were all just custom fit.
They don't even hurt a bit.
And they make me look so young.
Close my mouth
It's three in the afternoon
Then I realize
How am I gonna chew my food.
Anybody seen my dentures
Anybody seen my teeth
They are gone and so's my smile
The real ones have been gone a while.
Now they've disappeared in my room
Keith is doin' shots of rye.
Sobriety has waved goodbye.
Somebody call him a cab.
He falls off the damn bar stool
But he thinks he still looks cool
Hey babe, wanna see my age spots ??
Since three in the afternoon
His doctor says
This time it's really gone for good.
Anybody seen Keith's liver.
Anybody seen his tests.
A transplant will be coming soon
He's beginning to act like Keith Moon
Anybody seen him dry ?????
Anybody heard our music
Anybody listen really close.
We stole this verse from K. D. Lang
If she sues, our sales will hang
So that's why we paid her off.
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