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Song Parodies -> "13 Going On 30"

Original Song Title:

"16 Going On 17"

Original Performer:

Rodgers & Hammerstein

Parody Song Title:

"13 Going On 30"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

[Matt]
You wait,Jenna Rink,on an empty stage
For fate to turn the light on
Your life,Jenna Rink,is an sudden rage
That men will want to write on

[Jenna]
To write on

[Matt]
You are 13 going on 30,Jenna it's time to think
Bullies that are uncanny and awful,Jenna you're on the brink
You are 13 going on 30,bullies had got you down
Angry young lads and you're not sad,you will be safe around
Totally unprepared to face off with a world of men
Timid and shy and scared of you totally now and then
You think you are younger and badder,so what you gonna do?
Am I 18 going on 7,are you something new

[Jenna]
I am 13 going 30,I know that I'm worthless
My attitude won't turn cool to crude and I'm never been hopeless
I am 13 going 30,so I made a wish
Bachelor parties getting too hearty,what can I say? It is.
Totally unprepared to face off with a world of men
Timid and shy and scared of me totally now and then
I think I'm not younger and badder,so what I have to do?
You are 18 going on 7,you are something new

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Christie Marie M - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
This is an awesome parody!!!! I love 13 Going on 30!!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, Jennifer Garner and Mark Ruffalo do "The Sound of Music"!!!!! I love to hear music about best friends having crushes on each other! Bless you, Blessranger!!!!! I enjoy most of your parodies!! Keep it up! 555.
Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
This is brilliant and I am quite envious, because I keep trying to parody this song and I can't come up with any good lyrics.
Samantha Cole - June 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Haha. A great piece Blessranger! :D I'm trying to write one too!

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